What's preventing you from making new threads?

[JuanHamm]

I made a thread

[dad]

me too.

[epilogue]

If you don't make lots of threads, several RMers will say you're offering nothing to the community and you should probably shut up.

[spike]

successful thread making requires strength and cunning

[epilogue]

And animals. Like say cats or birds.

[washing machine]

It's mostly the kind of threads that get made that prevent me from making new ones. Also, I think this place has too many threads. Most of this shit fits in an already existing thread.

Is this why you pulled the strings to delete the real GD?

[epilogue]

It's mostly the kind of threads that get made that prevent me from making new ones. Also, I think this place has too many threads. Most of this shit fits in an already existing thread.

Is this why you pulled the strings to delete the real GD?

I lost over 20,000 posts in that purge!!!

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[BurtReynolds]

successful thread making requires strength and cunning

true.

[washing machine]

It's mostly the kind of threads that get made that prevent me from making new ones. Also, I think this place has too many threads. Most of this shit fits in an already existing thread.

Is this why you pulled the strings to delete the real GD?

I lost over 20,000 posts in that purge!!!

That sounds a lot like motive to me.

[Ms Harmless]

so tell me, if I was to make one of these uuuuh, threads.... how would I go about it? what's the thought process?

[tree_]

Just ask a burning question of your heart's desire. The weirder the better.

[BurtReynolds]

It's best not to think at all

[tree_]

So far this thread has inspired people to make some really cool threads.

[BurtReynolds]

This thread was a mistake

[Self]

they're all mistakes.

Spoiler: show

[epilogue]

It's mostly the kind of threads that get made that prevent me from making new ones. Also, I think this place has too many threads. Most of this shit fits in an already existing thread.

Is this why you pulled the strings to delete the real GD?

I lost over 20,000 posts in that purge!!!

That sounds a lot like motive to me.

For someone uninterested in hitting 100k, I agree. But that's not me, Reid!

[spike]

It's mostly the kind of threads that get made that prevent me from making new ones. Also, I think this place has too many threads. Most of this shit fits in an already existing thread.

Is this why you pulled the strings to delete the real GD?

I lost over 20,000 posts in that purge!!!

That sounds a lot like motive to me.

For someone uninterested in hitting 100k, I agree. But that's not me, Reid!

Quality over quantity always. Otherwise, you’re just chud.

[Norah]

fuck you john

[knee tunes]

who the fuck is John