Red Mosquito

“See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya” is such a dumb little thing kids say. But it really rings true and much more harsh as an adult.

Not really a catchphrase but back in the day I used to call cigarettes "crows".

It caught on.

But I knew I had success when I was talking to someone I had just met and they asked somebody for a "crow"

I did one of these and then learned he picked up the word from my cousin

knee tunes wrote:Not really a catchphrase but back in the day I used to call cigarettes "crows".

It caught on.

But I knew I had success when I was talking to someone I had just met and they asked somebody for a "crow"

I did one of these and then learned he picked up the word from my cousin

Hi knee tunes!

bodysnatcher wrote:“See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya” is such a dumb little thing kids say. But it really rings true and much more harsh as an adult.

“Smell ya later!”

Anyone who buys in to “The customer is always right” is an idiot

Bammer wrote:Anyone who buys in to “The customer is always right” is an idiot

Karens amirite

At my house in 100% of cases when I am asked where something is I respond "Up my arse!".

Does that count?

Has it ever been true?

A gentleman never tells.

I’ve been using the phrase “get real” from my partner years ago. I like to drop it on her when she deserves it. It makes me giggle.

Higgs wrote:At my house in 100% of cases when I am asked where something is I respond "Up my arse!".

Does that count?

The long lost cousin of a Bammer household favorite: UYBAATC

(Up your butt and around the corner)

Higgs wrote:At my house in 100% of cases when I am asked where something is I respond "Up my arse!".

Does that count?

lol. Around here when someone asks where something is we say “up your ass and around the corner”

lol bammer too! Where does that come from?

E.H. Ruddock wrote:lol bammer too! Where does that come from?

Let’s give covid a rest and put our energy into some meaningful research. I’ll let you know what I can dig up.

The bus thread reminded me of my catchphrase to the bus drivers living on another planet, “go fuck your self”.

Whitey McTeeth wrote:

knee tunes wrote:Not really a catchphrase but back in the day I used to call cigarettes "crows".

It caught on.

But I knew I had success when I was talking to someone I had just met and they asked somebody for a "crow"

I did one of these and then learned he picked up the word from my cousin

Hi knee tunes!

Hi Whitey McTeeth !

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Higgs wrote:At my house in 100% of cases when I am asked where something is I respond "Up my arse!".

Does that count?

lol. Around here when someone asks where something is we say “up your ass and around the corner”

we say "if it was up your ass you'd know it"

Norris wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Higgs wrote:At my house in 100% of cases when I am asked where something is I respond "Up my arse!".

Does that count?

lol. Around here when someone asks where something is we say “up your ass and around the corner”

we say "if it was up your ass you'd know it"

See you guys. Northern hemisphere, Southern Hemisphere, east coast, west coast, whatever … we have more in common that unites us than we have differences that divide us.