Red Mosquito

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 1:46 pm**

Jorge wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
Jorge wrote:Are they supposed to snap?
oooooh yyyyyeah
How? Mine don't come even close to anything approaching a snap. Are they supposed to be stiff? Did I get defective ones?

I guess they aren't supposed to snap. You are supposed to snap into them. But I dont know what that means either.

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 1:47 pm**

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 1:48 pm**

i guess the Aires doesn't have slim jim ads

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 1:49 pm**

Maybe they snap when you bite them. Have you experienced any snapping when biting them?

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 1:58 pm**

We call them beer sticks. I think.

They're good in small doses. Putting them between sliced bread was a terrible move!

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 2:00 pm**

I was just experimenting

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 2:01 pm**

It’s amazing that a world exists where slim jims are disassociated from randy savage

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 2:01 pm**

i could see putting mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard and maybe a slice of colby jack cheese and a pickle in that sandwich, but by itself it sounds gross

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 2:02 pm**

You're the mad scientist of beef jerky, Jorge.

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 2:06 pm**

I love Slim Jims.
I would venture to say that they are the best source of mechanically-separated chicken on the market today

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 2:07 pm**

Meat based snacks have always been a weird concept to me, but I don't really know why.

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 2:15 pm**

probably because it doesn't make sense that they don't need to be refrigerated

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 2:17 pm**

They’re cured. Cured meats don’t have to be refrigerated

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 2:23 pm**

yeah but it feels counterintuitive, risky to our primal brains

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 2:23 pm**

I can't wait to tell my friends about the Slim Jim Sandwich

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 11:43 pm**

What beverage do you pair Slim Jims with?

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 11:45 pm**

german pilsner

Posted: **Tue April 26, 2022 11:49 pm**

White zinfandel

Posted: **Wed April 27, 2022 1:01 am**

Melted slim jims

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