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Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 12:05 am
by macphisto
Fifteen. My kids have zero. It’s fucking bullshit!

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Wed May 11, 2022 2:08 am
by Biff Pocoroba
7

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 12:39 am
by Birds in Hell
Biff Pocoroba wrote:7
Same.

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 12:45 am
by Norah
On my mom's side: 8 first cousins, 8 more first cousins once removed (4 of whom I think of as just cousins, the other 4 feel more like nieces and nephews).

On my dad's side: I think just 4 first cousins and 1 first cousin once removed.

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 3:46 am
by daft twat
My mom has 3 siblings. Only one had kids. She had 2.
My dad has 2 sisters, and both had 2 kids, but 1 died at age 32.
I have 5. Closest age-wise to me is 5 years older. I don’t really have a relationship with any of them.

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 1:42 pm
by spike
I’ve about had it with Burt’s constant data mining.

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 2:00 pm
by BurtReynolds
Just answer the question.

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 2:03 pm
by Bammer
Burt out here data mining to steal your Wells Fargo password …

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 2:20 pm
by epilogue
Isn't the easy solution to just give bad data?

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 2:22 pm
by BurtReynolds
epilogue wrote:Isn't the easy solution to just give bad data?
If u dont mind being a fucking lowlife liar, sure.

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 2:26 pm
by spike
Here’s a picture of all my first cousins.

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Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 2:28 pm
by epilogue
BurtReynolds wrote:
epilogue wrote:Isn't the easy solution to just give bad data?
If u dont mind being a fucking lowlife liar, sure.
What's worse? Data mining so you can rip people off? Or knowingly giving false data to a data miner to thwart their efforts to rip you off?

Should I post this in the Ethics thread?

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 2:57 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
My cousins names are:

Erebus
Snag
Skoga
Arken
Nyll
Atlas

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 3:22 pm
by LetMeSleep
Zero

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 3:55 pm
by BurtReynolds
epilogue wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
epilogue wrote:Isn't the easy solution to just give bad data?
If u dont mind being a fucking lowlife liar, sure.
What's worse? Data mining so you can rip people off? Or knowingly giving false data to a data miner to thwart their efforts to rip you off?

Should I post this in the Ethics thread?
you're asking the right questions.

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 3:56 pm
by BurtReynolds
E.H. Ruddock wrote:My cousins names are:

Erebus
Snag
Skoga
Arken
Nyll
Atlas
Do act like you read it.

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 5:31 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
:/

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 5:40 pm
by Jorge
E.H. Ruddock wrote:My cousins names are:

Erebus
Snag
Skoga
Arken
Nyll
Atlas
I don't know if this is meant to be a reference to something. I choose to interpret it as just a very weird post

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 6:05 pm
by epilogue
Jorge wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:My cousins names are:

Erebus
Snag
Skoga
Arken
Nyll
Atlas
I don't know if this is meant to be a reference to something. I choose to interpret it as just a very weird post
Don't act like you no read it

Re: How many cousins do you have?

Posted: Sat May 14, 2022 6:27 pm
by Whitey McTeeth
The real question is how many “sexy” cousins you all have.