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Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 2:53 pm
by tree_
The only time spiders and snakes want to bite people is when they feel threatened. Just leave them alone, and be careful reaching into dark crevices, and you'll find they're good people.

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 2:53 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
I love how mad dev gets at the thread title. It’s just poking fun at the posters i knew of at the time to be afraid of snakes.

There’s a thread about pooping with just bodysnatcher’s name in the title, but we all poop! Shouldn’t you be upset with that one?

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 2:58 pm
by wease
Birthday threads must infuriate him.

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu June 23, 2022 3:03 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Fri June 24, 2022 4:33 am
by Dev
I appreciate the guest spot LMS

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu October 27, 2022 4:14 am
by LetMeSleep

Re: The Doc, Joey + Strat Horror-Show thread w special guest

Posted: Thu October 27, 2022 4:25 am
by knee tunes
LetMeSleep wrote:Check out this fat bastard.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/ ... -indonesia

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Joe is the only fat Bastard in this forum, lms

And dev