Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)

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tragabigzanda wrote:
epilogue wrote:I get it trag. I think Amy Poehler is very funny and attractive.
Yeah you know what? Fuck these guys. I find MILFs attractive. It’s a mental thing more than physical I think. Takes some skill to make an older, cultured woman come; even more to convince her to hold a conversation with you. Poehler rules.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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The girl form Widowspeak was standing right next to me at a show recently, but before i realized who she was and could think of something clever to say, she left. Mission Failed.
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BurtReynolds wrote:The girl form Widowspeak was standing right next to me at a show recently, but before i realized who she was and could think of something clever to say, she left. Mission Failed.
wtf, burt
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"Isn't it ironic that you're from WidowSPEAK, but I can't think of anything to SAY? hahaha"
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The Argonaut wrote:"Isn't it ironic that you're from WidowSPEAK, but I can't think of anything to SAY? hahaha"
That probably would have worked.
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I don't think girls really want guys to say something "clever" as a pickup line or ice breaker. It's all about the vibe you give off.
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tragabigzanda wrote:Don’t do me like that bro
You did it to yourself!
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tree_ wrote:I don't think girls really want guys to say something "clever" as a pickup line or ice breaker. It's all about the vibe you give off.
I don't even need to think of something funny to say. Most women start laughing as soon as I make eye contact with them. Ice broken
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The Argonaut wrote:
tree_ wrote:I don't think girls really want guys to say something "clever" as a pickup line or ice breaker. It's all about the vibe you give off.
I don't even need to think of something funny to say. Most women start laughing as soon as I make eye contact with them. Ice broken
what is, do you think, it about you they find so funny?
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tragabigzanda wrote:Takes some skill to make an older, cultured woman come; even more to convince her to hold a conversation with you.
I'm dying
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epilogue wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
epilogue wrote:I get it trag. I think Amy Poehler is very funny and attractive.
Yeah you know what? Fuck these guys. I find MILFs attractive. It’s a mental thing more than physical I think. Takes some skill to make an older, cultured woman come; even more to convince her to hold a conversation with you. Poehler rules.
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Wild how quickly that went from "funny is sexy" to "I love making MILFs cum"
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Both sentiments are fine, it was just a funny and sudden escalation
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Wait, milfs are horndogs. There is no challenge there!
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BurtReynolds wrote:Wait, milfs are horndogs. There is no challenge there!
Trag just tells himself this to feel good about the methods behind achieving his high batting avg.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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next trag post

I dont like Poheler
BONE FUCKIN´ TOMAHAWK.
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