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Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:28 pm
by epilogue
tragabigzanda wrote:epilogue wrote:I get it trag. I think Amy Poehler is very funny and attractive.
Yeah you know what? Fuck these guys. I find MILFs attractive. It’s a mental thing more than physical I think. Takes some skill to make an older, cultured woman come; even more to convince her to hold a conversation with you. Poehler rules.

Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:33 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:35 pm
by BurtReynolds
The girl form Widowspeak was standing right next to me at a show recently, but before i realized who she was and could think of something clever to say, she left. Mission Failed.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:35 pm
by dad
BurtReynolds wrote:The girl form Widowspeak was standing right next to me at a show recently, but before i realized who she was and could think of something clever to say, she left. Mission Failed.
wtf, burt
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:37 pm
by The Argonaut
"Isn't it ironic that you're from WidowSPEAK, but I can't think of anything to SAY? hahaha"
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:39 pm
by BurtReynolds
The Argonaut wrote:"Isn't it ironic that you're from WidowSPEAK, but I can't think of anything to SAY? hahaha"
That probably would have worked.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:39 pm
by tree_
I don't think girls really want guys to say something "clever" as a pickup line or ice breaker. It's all about the vibe you give off.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:45 pm
by epilogue
tragabigzanda wrote:Don’t do me like that bro
You did it to yourself!
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:45 pm
by The Argonaut
tree_ wrote:I don't think girls really want guys to say something "clever" as a pickup line or ice breaker. It's all about the vibe you give off.
I don't even need to think of something funny to say. Most women start laughing as soon as I make eye contact with them. Ice broken
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:47 pm
by tree_
The Argonaut wrote:tree_ wrote:I don't think girls really want guys to say something "clever" as a pickup line or ice breaker. It's all about the vibe you give off.
I don't even need to think of something funny to say. Most women start laughing as soon as I make eye contact with them. Ice broken
what is, do you think, it about you they find so funny?
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 7:59 pm
by Mickey
tragabigzanda wrote:Takes some skill to make an older, cultured woman come; even more to convince her to hold a conversation with you.
I'm dying
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 8:07 pm
by Jorge
epilogue wrote:tragabigzanda wrote:epilogue wrote:I get it trag. I think Amy Poehler is very funny and attractive.
Yeah you know what? Fuck these guys. I find MILFs attractive. It’s a mental thing more than physical I think. Takes some skill to make an older, cultured woman come; even more to convince her to hold a conversation with you. Poehler rules.

Wild how quickly that went from "funny is sexy" to "I love making MILFs cum"
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 8:10 pm
by Jorge
Both sentiments are fine, it was just a funny and sudden escalation
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 8:11 pm
by BurtReynolds
Wait, milfs are horndogs. There is no challenge there!
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 8:12 pm
by tree_
BurtReynolds wrote:Wait, milfs are horndogs. There is no challenge there!
Trag just tells himself this to feel good about the methods behind achieving his high batting avg.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 8:16 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 8:18 pm
by spike
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 8:19 pm
by epilogue
AL
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 8:19 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Artists You Tried to Get Into But Failed (Sexual)
Posted: Fri August 12, 2022 8:21 pm
by VinylGuy
next trag post
I dont like Poheler