Argo Appreciation

[dad]

Argo is well read, and his posts are clever.

[JuanHamm]

I bet he smells pretty good

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[dad]

Argo is well read, and his posts are clever.

half true

wow.

[doug rr]

I bet argo would trot to first base after being hit by a pitch and not rub it off when he got there

[dad]

I bet argo would trot to first base after being hit by a pitch and not rub it off when he got there

I bet he would staredown the pitcher and simulate rubbing one off.

[epilogue]

Argo has always been agro toward me. But even still, I've always loved his work and presence on RM. He's honest, sensitive, funny, and genuine.

I appreciate Argo and celebrate his contributions to this wonderful space.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Argo is my best friend.

[Malloy]

our fair-haired boy, there's no denying

[The Argonaut]

Argo has always been agro toward me. But even still...

Well, you see, Joe, sometimes, when I'm alone, I'll find myself listening to anarchist punk bands from the aughts, or going down a Wikipedia rabbit hole about revolutionaries and dissidents. I get all keyed up, like I want to rebel against authority, too!

But there's so rarely any authority in my apartment for me to rebel against. And certainly I'm not going to leave my bedroom and go outside to rebel against authority, that's madness.

In that situation, the only authority that's close to hand and top of mind is the RM mods. So I rebel against you. But, you know, don't take it personal. I'll calm down later

[epilogue]

Argo has always been agro toward me. But even still...

Well, you see, Joe, sometimes, when I'm alone, I'll find myself listening to anarchist punk bands from the aughts, or going down a Wikipedia rabbit hole about revolutionaries and dissidents. I get all keyed up, like I want to rebel against authority, too!

But there's so rarely any authority in my apartment for me to rebel against. And certainly I'm not going to leave my bedroom and go outside to rebel against authority, that's madness.

In that situation, the only authority that's close to hand and top of mind is the RM mods. So I rebel against you. But, you know, don't take it personal. I'll calm down later

I've never been more attracted to you.

[Ello Sailor]

[wease]

[BurtReynolds]

good moustache

[epilogue]

RM always trying to drive a wedge between me an The Argonaut and I won't have it!

[doug rr]

should we use this thread to wish wease a happy 50th birthday?

[spike]

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[knee tunes]

if you rearranged the letters in "argo", what else could you spell?

nothing

[JuanHamm]

if you rearranged the letters in "argo", what else could you spell?

nothing

Almost ogre though