Ron DeSantis is only 5'9" 154 lbs

[spike]

I’m only 5’ 6” and have come to the conclusion that (somehow) taller dudes are just as insecure. Believe me, it ain’t easy being a really short guy like me, but you taller guys always make it clear (through faux confidence) that you’re superior… and I get it. It’s one thing you’ve got over us short peeps. But yo, pull your pants up and show some self esteem.

Edit - I forgot to include quotes to this argument, but just scroll up.

*pats your head*

[96583UP]

[simple schoolboy]

I’m only 5’ 6” and have come to the conclusion that (somehow) taller dudes are just as insecure. Believe me, it ain’t easy being a really short guy like me, but you taller guys always make it clear (through faux confidence) that you’re superior… and I get it. It’s one thing you’ve got over us short peeps. But yo, pull your pants up and show some self esteem.

Edit - I forgot to include quotes to this argument, but just scroll up.

*pats your head*

The "manlet" thing is a mostly unuseful meme, but if you are a man of less than average height you should be asking yourself why you aren't updating artillery employment in modern warfare and figuring out logistics on how you can take Moscow in Winter, you might be feeding in to unhelpful stereotypes.

[BurtReynolds]

[Rob]

Not all short men are evil, but all evil men are short.

This is probably mostly true. Dick Cheney was 5’8”. Trump is tall but too stupid to be evil.

[BurtReynolds]

Hitler 5' 9"
Goebbels 5' 5"
Himmler 5' 9"
Mussolini 5' 7"
Stalin 5' 5"
Lenin 5' 5"
Churchill 5' 6"
Roosevelt 6' 2" (but sat a lot)
Truman 5' 9"
Hirohito 5' 5"
Napolean 5' 6"
Robespierre 5' 3"

De Gualle 6' 5" (giant. Easily defeated)

[McParadigm]

Roosevelt 6' 2" (but sat a lot)

[spike]

Reagan 6’1”
Gorbachev 5’9”

What happened there?

[spike]

Bush Sr 6’2”
Saddam 6’1”

What happened there?

[BurtReynolds]

I can only conclude that they were good folks who were the victims of propaganda.

[96583UP]

agree

[Rob]

I thought Churchill and Roosevelt were good guys.

[BurtReynolds]

I thought Churchill and Roosevelt were good guys.

not to the nazis.

[96583UP]

Roosevelt banged his cousin on the regular

Churchill hated POCs

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Roosevelt banged his cousin on the regular

Churchill hated POCs

Was she hot?

[B]

[B]

I don't know if DeSantis was late issuing evacuation orders, but he had a press conference to address people saying that.

He's such an insufferable, defensive prick, that I immediately thought, "Ah, fuck that asshole, he probably did fuck up."

[Simple Torture]

[spike]

Repurposing his stormtrooper boots

[BurtReynolds]

Tell me you're not from the south without telling me you're not from the south.