Red Mosquito

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:I've foresworn it. I wish you good luck, Coach. Entertain us with your stories

I am seeing someone exclusively right now but if that changes or if I have stories to share I will.

Give her to me.

As RM’s sovereign, it is your rite.

Thank you, my loyal second in command and occasional plaything

You’re welcome, my horny king.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:I've foresworn it. I wish you good luck, Coach. Entertain us with your stories

I am seeing someone exclusively right now but if that changes or if I have stories to share I will.

Give her to me.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Thinking about signing up for some dating courses. Anybody have any experience or tips?

The Argonaut wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Thinking about signing up for some dating courses. Anybody have any experience or tips?

What sort of things will they teach?

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Thinking about signing up for some dating courses. Anybody have any experience or tips?

What sort of things will they teach?

I have no idea.

The Argonaut wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Thinking about signing up for some dating courses. Anybody have any experience or tips?

What sort of things will they teach?

I have no idea.

Only one way to find out, I suppose

Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

knee tunes wrote:Kissing 101
Listening 401
Not Smelling 202
Being Funny 301
etc.

Ello Sailor wrote:We should crowdfund Lenny's enrolment in Andrew Tate's Hustler University. Shit would be hilarious.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:We should crowdfund Lenny's enrolment in Andrew Tate's Hustler University. Shit would be hilarious.

Wat why

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Thinking about signing up for some dating courses. Anybody have any experience or tips?

Alex wrote:I think we’re long overdue for a Coach update.