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Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 11:19 pm
by Bammer
So lenny has a work conference in Tustin what’s the big deal

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Sun January 08, 2023 11:22 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 12:07 am
by VinylGuy
has len arrived? whats happening

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 12:44 am
by knee tunes
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Luggage won’t make it until tomorrow. I’m a dumb*ss.
D.on't E.xpect L.uggage T.o A.rrive

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 12:50 am
by doug rr
"the HR guy that flew out here from Alabama is wearing the same clothes as yesterday"

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 12:54 am
by spike
tragabigzanda wrote:Lenny I’m pretty sure they owe you money for clothes and toiletries
Only if it was their error, which lenny implied it wasn’t. /:

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 2:17 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
The Argonaut wrote:Never check luggage
Never go anywhere.

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 2:19 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:Lenny I’m pretty sure they owe you money for clothes and toiletries
Only if it was their error, which lenny implied it wasn’t. /:
My flight change was very much last minute so I don’t think there’s anyway it would have made it. It’s supposed to be here tomorrow though.

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 2:22 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
I’m just glad I made it on the flight because a-hole desk agent wasn’t going to let me on. Long story that I don’t feel like rehashing. Idiot.

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 2:59 am
by Ello Sailor
Did they mistake your biceps for lethal weapons?

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 3:00 am
by VinylGuy
his dick

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 3:21 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
No.

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 5:42 am
by Bammer
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I’m just glad I made it on the flight because a-hole desk agent wasn’t going to let me on. Long story that I don’t feel like rehashing. Idiot.
This is hard to believe because very attractive people tend to coast right through life situations such as these

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 3:12 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Bammer wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I’m just glad I made it on the flight because a-hole desk agent wasn’t going to let me on. Long story that I don’t feel like rehashing. Idiot.
This is hard to believe because very attractive people tend to coast right through life situations such as these
Are you mistaking me for dad?

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 3:13 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
It’s going to be pouring rain here all week also. My hair is going to look GROSS.

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 3:49 pm
by doug rr
are you in San Fran?

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 3:55 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 4:12 pm
by VinylGuy
i didnt know bout those AirTag thing....they look useful.

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Mon January 09, 2023 5:24 pm
by doug rr
airtrag

Re: Lenny's California adventure!

Posted: Tue January 10, 2023 2:57 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
That’s wild. I just picked mine up, fortunately not out of the trunk of a courier.