Red Mosquito

Wish him the best. Horrific disease.

"Fuck it, I want to collect every clade of HIV. What kind of loser only gets one. I want it all. I want to be King HIV" -Travis Kelce, moments before chugging several vials obtained via break-in at a National Institutes of Health Laboratory

while I agree it is important for us all to have life goals, this does not seem to be the right kind of goal

Who are you to judge?

Jorge wrote:Who are you to judge?

i think they are an asian hip hop band

"Superbowl is work. Fire Island is play. Don't bother greasing up those buttcheeks bois because when I arrive this summer, I am not stopping until every colon in town has been fully prolapsed." -Travis Kelce, posted to the Harvey Milk Memorial Foundation donation web page

There are regular families that attend Fire Island, and I just don't think this is the kind of message the Milk foundation is looking to associate with their cause

“If their eyes ain’t a-bleedin’, my meat they ain’t a-beatin’” -Travis Kelce, Los Angeles homeless shelter clothes donation

Seems like he should be providing assistance to those folks, a man if his means

why his priority is copulation

i support humanist indulgence from time to time but this all just seems excessive

“I put the ‘pro’ in ‘protease inhibitors’.”<catches football> -Travis Kelce, during commercial shoot for greater Kansas City regional Ford dealership

“It’s late in the 4th, we’re up by 1, and coach calls for Max Protection. I’m like, FUCK THAT COACH I ONLY GO DEEP NO PROTECTION. QB snaps the ball, I run past the DE for the end zone. Max Protect THIS <shows penis>. QB gets sacked and we lose on a late FG by 2. It’s the principle that matters, folks. <snorts line of angel dust>” - Travis Kelce, ESPN Kids SuperBowl pregame Event, Orlando FL

don't ever share a banana split with him

"Travis Kelce approves <injects needle into eyeball>" - Ayds video shoot, Universal Backlot, 1981

good thing Taylor Swift never called him!

has he beaten this yet?

no, he bleeds out of his eyes, and has skin lesions. he is full-blown AIDS

not HIV?

I hope Tay Tay doesn’t contract AIDS tonight.