Greta Gerwig’s BARBIE (2023)

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Does Gosling hang dong?
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According to Mrs Wease
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they explicitly say that Barbie and Ken have no genitalia and are both smooth down there.
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And to make matters worse, despite initial reports, it appears there is no dong hung in Oppenheimer, either.

So it sounds like it will be a dongless summer at the movies.
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Farmer John wrote:And to make matters worse, despite initial reports, it appears there is no dong hung in Oppenheimer, either.

So it sounds like it will be a dongless summer at the movies.
Good thing we have Ruddo's pm's.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Farmer John wrote:And to make matters worse, despite initial reports, it appears there is no dong hung in Oppenheimer, either.

So it sounds like it will be a dongless summer at the movies.
Good thing we have Ruddo's pm's.
His dedication and commitment to that is commendable.
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Farmer John wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Farmer John wrote:And to make matters worse, despite initial reports, it appears there is no dong hung in Oppenheimer, either.

So it sounds like it will be a dongless summer at the movies.
Good thing we have Ruddo's pm's.
His dedication and commitment to that is commendable.
Remarkably consistent. Frequency, size, cleanliness. It’s astounding.
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:
epilogue wrote:This is a perfect film. I absolutely loved it. A true masterpiece and my favorite film of the year, so far.
:shock:
It's epilogue. There was no chance this wouldn't be the case for him. Just let him have this.
Hey man, I'm not saying he's wrong. That's just ludicrously high praise is all.
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Ello Sailor wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:
epilogue wrote:This is a perfect film. I absolutely loved it. A true masterpiece and my favorite film of the year, so far.
:shock:
It's epilogue. There was no chance this wouldn't be the case for him. Just let him have this.
Hey man, I'm not saying he's wrong. That's just ludicrously high praise is all.
thats kinda his thing right?

I do like the new Haim song from the soundtrack.
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JuanHamm wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
Ello Sailor wrote:
epilogue wrote:This is a perfect film. I absolutely loved it. A true masterpiece and my favorite film of the year, so far.
:shock:
It's epilogue. There was no chance this wouldn't be the case for him. Just let him have this.
At least he saw it before generating an opinion.
Good point. Everyone should see it themselves before judging it one way or the other.
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guys looks what happens when you google barbie movie or the cast it's fun

https://www.google.com/search?q=barbie+ ... e&ie=UTF-8
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hehe

fun!
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apparently when you google oppenheimer your device explodes so don't try it
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tree_ wrote:guys looks what happens when you google barbie movie or the cast it's fun

https://www.google.com/search?q=barbie+ ... e&ie=UTF-8
I enjoy this way more than I should
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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epilogue wrote:
tree_ wrote:guys looks what happens when you google barbie movie or the cast it's fun

https://www.google.com/search?q=barbie+ ... e&ie=UTF-8
I enjoy this way more than I should
tell us about it.
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tragabigzanda wrote:serious question for epilogue: Would you show this movie to a 4-year old? Ours has expressed an interest in seeing it with us at the theater. I fully expect she'll get bored and want to leave halfway through, but is there anything otherwise objectionable if we're fairly conservative when it comes to stuff we let her watch?
There's nothing objectionable for a 4 year old, I don't think. Not that I remember. It's not a "kids movie." I'd bet the more "questionable" content that there is will go over get head at that age.
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dad wrote:
epilogue wrote:
tree_ wrote:guys looks what happens when you google barbie movie or the cast it's fun

https://www.google.com/search?q=barbie+ ... e&ie=UTF-8
I enjoy this way more than I should
tell us about it.
Did you try it?
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Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
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epilogue wrote:
dad wrote:
epilogue wrote:
tree_ wrote:guys looks what happens when you google barbie movie or the cast it's fun

https://www.google.com/search?q=barbie+ ... e&ie=UTF-8
I enjoy this way more than I should
tell us about it.
Did you try it?
I'm trying not to.
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