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Re: Sexual Intercourse (sex)

Posted: Fri September 01, 2023 4:58 pm
by tree_
these jokes are not punny

Re: Sexual Intercourse (sex)

Posted: Fri September 01, 2023 5:01 pm
by dad
if we're going to pun we should take it to the other sex thread.

Re: Sexual Intercourse (sex)

Posted: Fri September 01, 2023 5:01 pm
by Jorge
NOOOOOOO

Re: Sexual Intercourse (sex)

Posted: Fri September 01, 2023 5:04 pm
by tree_
yes let's go have some pun over there tee hee

Re: Sexual Intercourse (sex)

Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 1:42 am
by Bammer
Jorge wrote:Everybody raise your hand if you had sex last night
An hour ago

Re: Sexual Intercourse (sex)

Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 6:37 am
by Bammer
Jorge wrote:Please do not post pictures of children in the sex thread
This is a tricky one considering the children are only here because of sexual intercourse (aka “sex”).

Re: Sexual Intercourse (sex)

Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 1:32 pm
by wease
Bammer wrote:
Jorge wrote:Everybody raise your hand if you had sex last night
An hour ago
:wave:

Re: Sexual Intercourse (sex)

Posted: Mon September 04, 2023 2:10 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
I’m gonna raise my hand in the other thread because i like that name better

Re: Sexual Intercourse (sex)

Posted: Mon October 16, 2023 1:33 am
by Bammer
Dropped the kids off at a bday party for a couple hours and got it done this afternoon

Re: Sexual Intercourse (sex)

Posted: Mon October 16, 2023 1:45 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Sexual Intercourse (sex)

Posted: Mon October 16, 2023 1:51 am
by Bammer
“Got it done”?

Re: Sexual Intercourse (sex)

Posted: Mon October 16, 2023 1:57 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Sexual Intercourse (sex)

Posted: Mon October 16, 2023 1:57 am
by dad
bammer out here checking off to do lists.

Re: Sexual Intercourse (sex)

Posted: Wed October 18, 2023 4:54 am
by Bammer
tragabigzanda wrote:Sounds so obligatory. This is the mother of your children!
Oh yes, Mrs. Bam is very much obliged.

Re: Sexual Intercourse (sex)

Posted: Wed October 18, 2023 6:15 am
by knee tunes
tragabigzanda wrote:I don’t care for that characterization
You spelled Miss characterization wrong :|