Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL
Posted: Wed January 31, 2024 3:18 pm
My wife had a message to call Tung Dong today.
Doxxing people much?E.H. Ruddock wrote:For those of you that know my last name, I have an aunt who married into the family, and her first name is Candy.
I served in the military with a Victor Victoria
I also served in the military with a Buffy Bush
Pretty sure if you google either of those, the search results you come up with will not be the people I am talking about, lol. Also, maybe be careful googling Buffy Bush.Bammer wrote:Doxxing people much?E.H. Ruddock wrote:For those of you that know my last name, I have an aunt who married into the family, and her first name is Candy.
I served in the military with a Victor Victoria
I also served in the military with a Buffy Bush
And veterans at that.
I hope he’s a rear admiral.Jorge wrote:Daniel Sharts
And your God's last name is Glass.Jorge wrote:My gastroenterologist's last name is God
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.