Re: Yes, I have continued eating Halloween Candy today
Posted: Fri November 03, 2023 2:14 am
when Halloween is on a Tuesday, cannot expect them to come down until the weekend is over, dawg
savages abound96583UP wrote:when Halloween is on a Tuesday, cannot expect them to come down until the weekend is over, dawg
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!dad wrote:I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.
jokes on you, i don't even put up lights for halloween.E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!dad wrote:I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.
dad wrote:jokes on you, i don't even put up lights for halloween.E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!dad wrote:I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.
ALE.H. Ruddock wrote:dad wrote:jokes on you, i don't even put up lights for halloween.E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!dad wrote:I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.
Short and scared of heights. Lethal combo.dad wrote:jokes on you, i don't even put up lights for halloween.E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!dad wrote:I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.
dad wrote:jokes on you, i don't even put up lights for halloween.E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!dad wrote:I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.
This would be a sweet side gig for you. You already have the ladders.tommy wrote:dad wrote:jokes on you, i don't even put up lights for halloween.E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!dad wrote:I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.
You could be one of those idiots that hires a company to put up their lights.
bonus if you're an idiot.spike wrote:This would be a sweet side gig for you. You already have the ladders.tommy wrote:dad wrote:jokes on you, i don't even put up lights for halloween.E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m tall so i can take lights down with ease. Sorry you have to use a ladder, dad!dad wrote:I hope this is the last time you all let wease down.
You could be one of those idiots that hires a company to put up their lights.
I hope you rewarded him for his persistence.pepperwhiteMFC wrote:An inflatable chicken came to our door twice. Same kid. He says, “oh wait, we’ve been here already.”
Of course! Hope he got home ok! He was clearly lost! Good thing he had a ninja turtle with him.wease wrote:I hope you rewarded him for his persistence.pepperwhiteMFC wrote:An inflatable chicken came to our door twice. Same kid. He says, “oh wait, we’ve been here already.”
hope he safely crossed the road, and the ninja turtle made it back to the sewer.pepperwhiteMFC wrote:Of course! Hope he got home ok! He was clearly lost! Good thing he had a ninja turtle with him.wease wrote:I hope you rewarded him for his persistence.pepperwhiteMFC wrote:An inflatable chicken came to our door twice. Same kid. He says, “oh wait, we’ve been here already.”