Getting to know Vitalogist

[dad]

Yes to all. No bad way to have a pineapple

I can think of one bad way

how many times have you tried to put one up your b-hole?

[BurtReynolds]

Should Patton Oswalt be put to death?

[tommy]

Should Patton Oswalt be fucked to death with a pineapple?

[tommy]

Yes to all. No bad way to have a pineapple

I can think of one bad way

how many times have you tried to put one up your b-hole?

Is this question for me or Vitalogist?

[spike]

Yes to all. No bad way to have a pineapple

I can think of one bad way

how many times have you tried to put one up your b-hole?

Is this question for me or Vitalogist?

Both since you’re a couple now.

[Jorge]

Congratulations on being a couple you guys

[Vitalogist]

I’m not the worlds biggest Patton Oswalt fan but I don’t wish death by pineapple on him

[tommy]

Congratulations on being a couple you guys

Thanks. I'm the top.

[tragabigzanda]

There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

[spike]

Congratulations on being a couple you guys

Thanks. I'm the top.

toppy mctop

[tommy]

Congratulations on being a couple you guys

Thanks. I'm the top.

toppy mctop

Yes, that's right. We NEVER do it the other way. Not even on special occasions.

[dad]

congrats toppy and Vitalogist.

[VinylGuy]

welcome to the board!

[Vitalogist]

thanks for the welcome everybody. And I’m even in a couple already

[Jorge]

Your couple name will be Tommalogist

[spike]

Jorge is usually a better poster than this, Vitalogist. Don’t foe him yet.

[Jorge]

I am not

[Chris_H_2]

so i'm the only one that read this as "getting to know a ventriloquist"?

[Jorge]

Yeah

[Ello Sailor]

wtf Christopher