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Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 7:53 pm
by dad
tommy wrote:
Vitalogist wrote:Yes to all. No bad way to have a pineapple
I can think of one bad way
how many times have you tried to put one up your b-hole?

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 7:54 pm
by BurtReynolds
Should Patton Oswalt be put to death?

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 7:55 pm
by tommy
Should Patton Oswalt be fucked to death with a pineapple?

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 7:55 pm
by tommy
dad wrote:
tommy wrote:
Vitalogist wrote:Yes to all. No bad way to have a pineapple
I can think of one bad way
how many times have you tried to put one up your b-hole?

Is this question for me or Vitalogist?

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 7:56 pm
by spike
tommy wrote:
dad wrote:
tommy wrote:
Vitalogist wrote:Yes to all. No bad way to have a pineapple
I can think of one bad way
how many times have you tried to put one up your b-hole?

Is this question for me or Vitalogist?
Both since you’re a couple now.

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 8:07 pm
by Jorge
Congratulations on being a couple you guys

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 8:08 pm
by Vitalogist
:haha: I’m not the worlds biggest Patton Oswalt fan but I don’t wish death by pineapple on him

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 8:09 pm
by tommy
Jorge wrote:Congratulations on being a couple you guys
Thanks. I'm the top.

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 8:09 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 8:10 pm
by spike
tommy wrote:
Jorge wrote:Congratulations on being a couple you guys
Thanks. I'm the top.
toppy mctop

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 8:11 pm
by tommy
spike wrote:
tommy wrote:
Jorge wrote:Congratulations on being a couple you guys
Thanks. I'm the top.
toppy mctop
Yes, that's right. We NEVER do it the other way. Not even on special occasions.

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 8:23 pm
by dad
congrats toppy and Vitalogist.

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 8:26 pm
by VinylGuy
welcome to the board!

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 8:36 pm
by Vitalogist
thanks for the welcome everybody. And I’m even in a couple already :haha:

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 8:39 pm
by Jorge
Your couple name will be Tommalogist

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 8:42 pm
by spike
Jorge is usually a better poster than this, Vitalogist. Don’t foe him yet.

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 8:43 pm
by Jorge
I am not

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 8:43 pm
by Chris_H_2
so i'm the only one that read this as "getting to know a ventriloquist"?

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 9:15 pm
by Jorge
Yeah

Re: Getting to know Vitalogist

Posted: Wed November 08, 2023 9:17 pm
by Ello Sailor
:lol:

wtf Christopher