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Re: Massages

Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 6:07 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
E.H. Ruddock wrote:What is the guy's name that is massaging you lenny?
Amy

Re: Massages

Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 6:10 pm
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:What is the guy's name that is massaging you lenny?
Amy
don't let Amy take advantage of you.

Re: Massages

Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 6:13 pm
by wease
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:What is the guy's name that is massaging you lenny?
Amy
don't let Amy take advantage of you.
That’s the wrong advice. Let Amy take FULL advantage of you.

Re: Massages

Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 9:42 pm
by Strat
Im getting a massage tonight!

Re: Massages

Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 9:43 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Strat wrote:Im getting a massage tonight!
that doesn't count

Re: Massages

Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 9:45 pm
by Strat
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:Im getting a massage tonight!
that doesn't count
it sure does. Table is coming out and everything.

Re: Massages

Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 9:49 pm
by tommy
wease wrote:
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:What is the guy's name that is massaging you lenny?
Amy
don't let Amy take advantage of you.
That’s the wrong advice. Let Amy take FULL advantage of you.
Make sure you give her your social security number

Re: Massages

Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 9:52 pm
by dad
Strat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Strat wrote:Im getting a massage tonight!
that doesn't count
it sure does. Table is coming out and everything.
try to hold in your farts.

Re: Massages

Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 9:53 pm
by Strat
My wife has heard me fart a million times.

Re: Massages

Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 9:59 pm
by doug rr
Strat wrote:My wife has heard me fart a million times.
ever given her the cup of death?

Re: Massages

Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:01 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Massages

Posted: Tue November 14, 2023 10:04 pm
by dad
doug rr wrote:
Strat wrote:My wife has heard me fart a million times.
ever given her the cup of death?
or a dutch oven?

Re: Massages

Posted: Wed November 15, 2023 12:10 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
What am I supposed to wear?

Re: Massages

Posted: Wed November 15, 2023 12:11 am
by doug rr
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:What am I supposed to wear?
Lululemon head to toe

Re: Massages

Posted: Wed November 15, 2023 12:11 am
by tommy
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:What am I supposed to wear?
They'll provide you with a robe

Re: Massages

Posted: Wed November 15, 2023 12:20 am
by spike
tommy wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:What am I supposed to wear?
They'll provide you with a robe
But to go commando or not is up to the individual…

Re: Massages

Posted: Wed November 15, 2023 12:57 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
I'll wear a suit.

Re: Massages

Posted: Wed November 15, 2023 12:58 am
by spike
dress to impress

Re: Massages

Posted: Wed November 15, 2023 12:59 am
by spike
what if amy turns out to be the girl from the library, pursuing a new career?

Re: Massages

Posted: Wed November 15, 2023 1:06 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote:what if amy turns out to be the girl from the library, pursuing a new career?
I found out she's a tranny so no thanks.