A Happy Birthday 2_Chris_H_2
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Re: A Happy Birthday 2_Chris_H_2
Enjoy your Birthday old man.
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Re: A Happy Birthday 2_Chris_H_2
Happy Birthday!
Hope you have a great day!
Hope you have a great day!
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Re: A Happy Birthday 2_Chris_H_2
Happy birthday!
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Re: A Happy Birthday 2_Chris_H_2
happy birthday!
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Re: A Happy Birthday 2_Chris_H_2
Happy birthday!
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Re: A Happy Birthday 2_Chris_H_2
by making me get to the back of the line. it's just another undignified day of constant ridicule from my kids. i'm so proud.tragabigzanda wrote:hey happy birthday chris! how is your family celebrating your domestic leadership and execution of familial strategy?
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Re: A Happy Birthday 2_Chris_H_2
thanks all. much appreciated.
i'll have a glass (or three) of wine while i watch severance to celebrate. cheers.
i'll have a glass (or three) of wine while i watch severance to celebrate. cheers.
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happy birthday Sir. if youre coming to one of the PIT shows let me know and ill buy you a beer
Did the Mother Fucker pay extra to yell?
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Re: A Happy Birthday 2_Chris_H_2
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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tragabigzanda wrote:hopefully there's cakeChris_H_2 wrote:by making me get to the back of the line. it's just another undignified day of constant ridicule from my kids. i'm so proud.tragabigzanda wrote:hey happy birthday chris! how is your family celebrating your domestic leadership and execution of familial strategy?

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yissssssPeeps wrote:happy birthday Sir. if youre coming to one of the PIT shows let me know and ill buy you a beer
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Re: A Happy Birthday 2_Chris_H_2
Happy Birthday, Chris! Hope it’s a great one.
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Treat yourself to a full spin of Art Angels on this, the most blessed of days.
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Re: A Happy Birthday 2_Chris_H_2
Happy birthday mix tape friend-o. Hope it was a cracker.
Free boops today.
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my daughter still listens to that mix occasionallyHiggs wrote:Happy birthday mix tape friend-o. Hope it was a cracker.
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I listened to AA in your honor, Christopher. The bangers would not stop coming. An unrelenting assault on the arse, ears and face.
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