Red Mosquito

Some great stories, guys. Thanks for sharing.

I've only fully shit my pants once. I was in the 6th grade and I had just moved to America, so I was unfamiliar with the different school rules. We had just finished a quiz and I pulled out my planner to fill out a hall pass. The kid next to me (Rick Stuart) told me to put it away or else I would get detention. Fearing punishment I put my planner back in my backpack and I guess I just sat there until I shit myself. Somehow nobody noticed and I went to the office and one of my neighbors picked me up because my mom was at a hair appointment or something.

tommy wrote:I was in the 6th grade and I had just moved to America, so I was unfamiliar with the different school rules.

"I didn't know you couldn't shit your pants in class here. My mistake."

Ello Sailor wrote:

tommy wrote:I was in the 6th grade and I had just moved to America, so I was unfamiliar with the different school rules.

"I didn't know you couldn't shit your pants in class here. My mistake."

daft twat wrote:

Ello Sailor wrote:

tommy wrote:I was in the 6th grade and I had just moved to America, so I was unfamiliar with the different school rules.

"I didn't know you couldn't shit your pants in class here. My mistake."

Sounds like Michigan to me.

Threat level severe

BurtReynolds wrote:Threat level severe

Godspeed

Close call, but my long streak of not shitting my pants remains intact.

SquirtReynolds

Ello Sailor wrote:

96583UP wrote:shart surprises

I call dibs on this band name.

if i get to play vibraphone in the band, call it a deal