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Re: Happy Birthday Farmer John

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 2:06 pm
by spike
i'm in love with your daughter

Re: Happy Birthday Farmer John

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 3:03 pm
by Farmer John
spike wrote:i'm in love with your daughter
My 8 year old daughter? I've alerted the authorities, you sick fuck.

Just kidding! I don't have a daughter. I'm childless and alone.

Re: Happy Birthday Farmer John

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 3:20 pm
by tommy
Farmer John wrote:
spike wrote:i'm in love with your daughter
My 8 year old daughter? I've alerted the authorities, you sick fuck.

Just kidding! I don't have a daughter. I'm childless and alone.

Let's start a commune for lonely rmers

Re: Happy Birthday Farmer John

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 3:20 pm
by tommy
The only rule - no chicks!

Re: Happy Birthday Farmer John

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 3:31 pm
by Farmer John
I'll start printing out the flyers!

"What up? We're two cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang at our commune. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual."

Re: Happy Birthday Farmer John

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 3:34 pm
by Anders
Happy birthday!

Re: Happy Birthday Farmer John

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 3:41 pm
by tommy
Farmer John wrote:I'll start printing out the flyers!

"What up? We're two cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang at our commune. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual."

Cool, cool. I'll find a plot of land and wire it with explosives so it blows up while we're sleeping .

Re: Happy Birthday Farmer John

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 3:55 pm
by Farmer John
tommy wrote:
Farmer John wrote:I'll start printing out the flyers!

"What up? We're two cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang at our commune. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual."

Cool, cool. I'll find a plot of land and wire it with explosives so it blows up while we're sleeping .
With my farming skills, combined with your love of explosives - we might really be onto something here

Re: Happy Birthday Farmer John

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 3:56 pm
by spike
Farmer John wrote:
spike wrote:i'm in love with your daughter
My 8 year old daughter? I've alerted the authorities, you sick fuck.

Just kidding! I don't have a daughter. I'm childless and alone.
the one with the champagne eyes