Re: Happy Birthday Farmer John
Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 2:06 pm
i'm in love with your daughter
My 8 year old daughter? I've alerted the authorities, you sick fuck.spike wrote:i'm in love with your daughter
Farmer John wrote:My 8 year old daughter? I've alerted the authorities, you sick fuck.spike wrote:i'm in love with your daughter
Just kidding! I don't have a daughter. I'm childless and alone.
Farmer John wrote:I'll start printing out the flyers!
"What up? We're two cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang at our commune. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual."
With my farming skills, combined with your love of explosives - we might really be onto something heretommy wrote:Farmer John wrote:I'll start printing out the flyers!
"What up? We're two cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang at our commune. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual."
Cool, cool. I'll find a plot of land and wire it with explosives so it blows up while we're sleeping .
the one with the champagne eyesFarmer John wrote:My 8 year old daughter? I've alerted the authorities, you sick fuck.spike wrote:i'm in love with your daughter
Just kidding! I don't have a daughter. I'm childless and alone.