Red Mosquito

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 1:12 pm**

Jorge wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:How do you know it was a lie?
Come on, everyone's met a baby

in a way, nobody has ever met a baby

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 1:26 pm**

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 1:28 pm**

I think a lot of people think they've met a baby when really they've just met a toddler.

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 1:30 pm**

This is some Karl Pilkington shit right here.

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 1:34 pm**

I am talking about actual babies, not toddlers

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 1:43 pm**

Jorge wrote:I am talking about actual babies, not toddlers

do they introduce themselves? ask anything about you?

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 1:56 pm**

i know, it's hard to answer.. but maybe now you feel a little differently about tom and won't be so quick to judge him in the future

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 2:02 pm**

In any case, I used the word "met," Tom simply said he's never seen a baby in real life.

Which is an obvious lie!

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 2:12 pm**

Jorge wrote:In any case, I used the word "met," Tom simply said he's never seen a baby in real life.

Which is an obvious lie!

in some ways, nobody has ever seen a baby

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 2:24 pm**

Maybe he was referring specifically to the baby that Mick Jagger was asking if anybody had seen.

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 3:02 pm**

I've seen a baby.

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 3:08 pm**

Of course you have. Everyone has!

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 3:10 pm**

i have given birth to two children and i'm not sure if i've ever seen a baby

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 3:15 pm**

Jorge wrote:Of course you have. Everyone has!

Everyone? How could you possibly know that?

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 3:31 pm**

Don’t you have a son, Tom?

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 3:37 pm**

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Don’t you have a son, Tom?

Yes but he's a cat

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 3:42 pm**

tommy wrote:
Jorge wrote:Of course you have. Everyone has!
Everyone? How could you possibly know that?

It's just a thing I know okay

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 4:11 pm**

This is what will tear RM apart beyond repair

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 4:15 pm**

tree_ wrote:i have given birth to two children and i'm not sure if i've ever seen a baby

This is fucking hilarious btw. Good shit.

Posted: **Mon June 24, 2024 4:17 pm**

I've seen at least three babies. Maybe more than three.

Tom