Help finding an NPR story

[E.H. Ruddock]

I can't stand most of the speakers trying obviously way too hard to sound soft and gentle. It is almost worse than actual parodies of public radio on SNL.

[Simple Torture]

I can't stand most of the speakers trying obviously way too hard to sound soft and gentle. It is almost worse than actual parodies of public radio on SNL.

Tell me about your Schweddy Balls, ruddo.

[tragabigzanda]

"Clout is the values-free currency of the always-online age — both a substitute for hard cash as well as a conduit to it. Clout is a calculus not of what you do, but of how much bulk you-ness there is in the world. You get clout by playing the victim. You get clout by victimizing others. This is something that is understood by the left and the right. If influence sways, clout squats, taking up space for its own sake."

[spike]

this is some dope NPR shiz

[tree_]

yeah that is dope shiz. i like the stupid ditzy character and makeup. it's funny.

[washing machine]

My car picks up HD radio signal and so I tune mostly to my NPR affiliate's HD2 and HD3 channels, "houston classical" and "mixtape" respectively. Mixtape plays equal amounts Lou Reed and Gorillaz, while I hear some really relaxing stuff on the classical channel.

Sorry I can't help you out with your NPR piece, tree.

[tree_]

It's OK. I understand.

[tree_]

It's mostly emotionally manipulative "human interest" bullshit like that, masquerading as actual journalism.

Are you human

[tree_]

yeah that is dope shiz. i like the stupid ditzy character and makeup. it's funny.

Also the music is amazeballz

[spike]

yeah that is dope shiz. i like the stupid ditzy character and makeup. it's funny.

Also the music is amazeballz

My man