Fun Things to Say When Entering a Room

Monkey_Driven · Post by **Monkey_Driven** » Mon August 26, 2024 7:15 pm

bodysnatcher wrote:I like to barely enter the room, stand still just inside the threshold, and silently stare at whoever else is in there.

this sounds about right

Post by **96583UP** » Mon August 26, 2024 9:59 pm

'fart on my breasts'

bodysnatcher · Post by **bodysnatcher** » Mon August 26, 2024 10:58 pm

Sometimes I’ll just crank the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme and walk in slamming a beer

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri November 22, 2024 7:19 pm

I read this morning that France sells more pink toilet paper than any other country

wease · Post by **wease** » Fri November 22, 2024 7:37 pm

Pink? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that.

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Fri November 22, 2024 7:46 pm

Chicago 17 was the 14th studio album from the great American rock band

Farmer John · Post by **Farmer John** » Fri November 22, 2024 7:51 pm

This morning at work I came in with a "TGIF, am I right, everybody?"

Dev · Post by **Dev** » Fri November 22, 2024 11:35 pm

"Honey, I'm home!"

LoathedVermin72 · Sat November 23, 2024 12:38 am

I think some of you need to visit the “Reflect on your posts” thread

doug rr · Post by **doug rr** » Sat November 23, 2024 12:58 am

does anybody really know what time it is?

wease · Post by **wease** » Sat November 23, 2024 3:17 am

does anybody really care?

knee tunes · Post by **knee tunes** » Sat November 23, 2024 4:45 am

The things you see when you don't have a gun

Dev · Post by **Dev** » Tue November 26, 2024 5:19 am

"I can't find my baby!"

Red Mosquito