Red Mosquito

Posted: **Mon August 26, 2024 7:15 pm**

bodysnatcher wrote:I like to barely enter the room, stand still just inside the threshold, and silently stare at whoever else is in there.

this sounds about right

Posted: **Mon August 26, 2024 9:59 pm**

'fart on my breasts'

Posted: **Mon August 26, 2024 10:58 pm**

Sometimes I’ll just crank the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme and walk in slamming a beer

Posted: **Fri November 22, 2024 7:19 pm**

I read this morning that France sells more pink toilet paper than any other country

Posted: **Fri November 22, 2024 7:37 pm**

Pink? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that.

Posted: **Fri November 22, 2024 7:46 pm**

Chicago 17 was the 14th studio album from the great American rock band

Posted: **Fri November 22, 2024 7:51 pm**

This morning at work I came in with a "TGIF, am I right, everybody?"

Posted: **Fri November 22, 2024 11:35 pm**

"Honey, I'm home!"

Posted: **Sat November 23, 2024 12:38 am**

I think some of you need to visit the “Reflect on your posts” thread

Posted: **Sat November 23, 2024 12:58 am**

does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted: **Sat November 23, 2024 3:17 am**

does anybody really care?

Posted: **Sat November 23, 2024 4:45 am**

The things you see when you don't have a gun

Posted: **Tue November 26, 2024 5:19 am**

"I can't find my baby!"

Fun Things to Say When Entering a Room