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Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Wed September 18, 2024 11:33 am
by Simple Torture
coptheriotact wrote:josh K…boom
FTFY

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Wed September 18, 2024 1:18 pm
by Mr.x
Two part response, one not a joke, one a sort of joke;

1. What are the headphones for?

2. In Baltimore when they stopped during Alive because someone went down, apparently Josh was big curious about this, he came out from the side of the stage, I turned my head and saw him standing about 5 feet away from me. I guess he was sufficiently satisfied, since he scurried backstage.

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Wed September 18, 2024 2:35 pm
by Happy Trees
Birds in Hell wrote:I think that’s just his face.

Horrifying physiognomy situation.
Something like this?

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Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Wed September 18, 2024 2:44 pm
by Jorge
Mr.x wrote:Two part response, one not a joke, one a sort of joke;

1. What are the headphones for?
I guess to hear himself? Maybe he doesn't like in-ears

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Wed September 18, 2024 2:47 pm
by Happy Trees
Jorge wrote:
Mr.x wrote:Two part response, one not a joke, one a sort of joke;

1. What are the headphones for?
I guess to hear himself? Maybe he doesn't like in-ears
Noise (Pearl Jam) Cancelling protection.

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Thu September 19, 2024 6:13 pm
by mikejasond
Im honestly kind of shocked reading about what happened now that he ACTUALLY killed somebody while texting and driving? Its kind of...disappointing that eddie wouldn't care about that? Im surprised to hear that he hasn't wanted to cut ties or something or that he still talks about him so lovingly? It's just weird, you'd think that's the kind of thing Eddie would be upset about

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Thu September 19, 2024 7:51 pm
by Happy Trees
mikejasond wrote:Im honestly kind of shocked reading about what happened now that he ACTUALLY killed somebody while texting and driving? Its kind of...disappointing that eddie wouldn't care about that? Im surprised to hear that he hasn't wanted to cut ties or something or that he still talks about him so lovingly? It's just weird, you'd think that's the kind of thing Eddie would be upset about
Rock The Vote.
RITFW encore extended.

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Thu September 19, 2024 7:53 pm
by 96583UP
Mr.x wrote:Two part response, one not a joke, one a sort of joke;
2. In Baltimore when they stopped during Alive because someone went down, apparently Josh was big curious about this, he came out from the side of the stage, I turned my head and saw him standing about 5 feet away from me. I guess he was sufficiently satisfied, since he scurried backstage.
he probably hasn’t had a fresh kill in a while and saw an opportunity to finish the job

but then backed off when he realized there were too many witnesses and people already helping to carry the man away

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Sat September 21, 2024 1:08 am
by Happy Trees
96583UP wrote:
Mr.x wrote:Two part response, one not a joke, one a sort of joke;
2. In Baltimore when they stopped during Alive because someone went down, apparently Josh was big curious about this, he came out from the side of the stage, I turned my head and saw him standing about 5 feet away from me. I guess he was sufficiently satisfied, since he scurried backstage.
he probably hasn’t had a fresh kill in a while and saw an opportunity to finish the job

but then backed off when he realized there were too many witnesses and people already helping to carry the man away
One down, millions to go.

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Sat September 21, 2024 1:08 am
by Ello Sailor
Jorge wrote:
Mr.x wrote:Two part response, one not a joke, one a sort of joke;

1. What are the headphones for?
I guess to hear himself? Maybe he doesn't like in-ears
Autistic Linkin Park guitarist vibes.

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Sat September 21, 2024 1:12 am
by 96583UP
Happy Trees wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Mr.x wrote:Two part response, one not a joke, one a sort of joke;
2. In Baltimore when they stopped during Alive because someone went down, apparently Josh was big curious about this, he came out from the side of the stage, I turned my head and saw him standing about 5 feet away from me. I guess he was sufficiently satisfied, since he scurried backstage.
he probably hasn’t had a fresh kill in a while and saw an opportunity to finish the job

but then backed off when he realized there were too many witnesses and people already helping to carry the man away
One down, millions to go.
every beating heart is like nails on a chalkboard that JK-47 must silence

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Sat September 21, 2024 1:21 am
by oasisfan35
mikejasond wrote:Im honestly kind of shocked reading about what happened now that he ACTUALLY killed somebody while texting and driving? Its kind of...disappointing that eddie wouldn't care about that? Im surprised to hear that he hasn't wanted to cut ties or something or that he still talks about him so lovingly? It's just weird, you'd think that's the kind of thing Eddie would be upset about
Eddie who?

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Wed September 25, 2024 9:43 pm
by warehouse
he's worth his spot on stage for singing with EV alone. he obviously adds percussive parts. he does the vocal loop at the end of DOTC, i'm not sure if there's anything else in the catalouge he's done that for? he plays guitar on 'something special' which he helped write, i dunno what else he plays guitar on.

i wish he played some sort of brass instrument. i wanna see him back there with a giant saxophone doing weird shit to quiet songs.

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Wed September 25, 2024 10:11 pm
by Happy Trees
warehouse wrote:i wish he played some sort of brass instrument. i wanna see him back there with a giant saxophone doing weird shit to quiet songs.
That's a good idea. He needs practice at honking his horn.

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Wed September 25, 2024 10:14 pm
by Birds in Hell
Happy Trees wrote:
warehouse wrote:i wish he played some sort of brass instrument. i wanna see him back there with a giant saxophone doing weird shit to quiet songs.
That's a good idea. He needs practice at honking his horn.
Excellent.

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Wed September 25, 2024 10:22 pm
by Happy Trees
Birds in Hell wrote:
Happy Trees wrote:
warehouse wrote:i wish he played some sort of brass instrument. i wanna see him back there with a giant saxophone doing weird shit to quiet songs.
That's a good idea. He needs practice at honking his horn.
Excellent.
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Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Mon March 02, 2026 2:21 pm
by Captain Termite
I regret that I have to inform you that Jason Isbell has his own Kringlehoffer on tour with him. While he doesn't wear a stupid beanie or comically oversized headphones, he is back there in the same spot at the back left of the stage acting suspicious. He had a drum set, a guitar, and also sang backup on some songs.

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Thu March 05, 2026 10:38 am
by EwanRider
Captain Termite wrote:I regret that I have to inform you that Jason Isbell has his own Kringlehoffer on tour with him. While he doesn't wear a stupid beanie or comically oversized headphones, he is back there in the same spot at the back left of the stage acting suspicious. He had a drum set, a guitar, and also sang backup on some songs.
Way too many character assassinations of Klinghoffer focus on the Beanie/Headphones combo, and not enough on the 80s Parachute pants that suggest he's about to get a breakdancing solo the next time there's a breakdown in Corduroy.

Re: a comprehensive examination of JoshK's on-stage musical

Posted: Thu March 05, 2026 8:09 pm
by Captain Termite
Maybe that's why he hides behind a speaker - so we can't see those pants