Are you guys ready to pay for Dev to depart?

[Dev]

who is this dev that we are discussing

Woke Dev.

still trying to figure out this ‘new dev’ angle

he’s back, but

what is he

I think the move would normally be to go back to the classic sound after a long hiatus like this but also if I know anything about boarding it's that you sometimes gotta be patient and let things unfold organically. In other words, I'm still sorta waiting to find out myself but also it looks like people are forcing me right back into a heel role so maybe it's already decided.

[spike]

who is this dev that we are discussing

Woke Dev.

still trying to figure out this ‘new dev’ angle

he’s back, but

what is he

I think the move would normally be to go back to the classic sound after a long hiatus like this but also if I know anything about boarding it's that you sometimes gotta be patient and let things unfold organically. In other words, I'm still sorta waiting to find out myself but also it looks like people are forcing me right back into a heel role so maybe it's already decided.

No one does it like you, dev.

[Dev]

who is this dev that we are discussing

Woke Dev.

still trying to figure out this ‘new dev’ angle

he’s back, but

what is he

I think the move would normally be to go back to the classic sound after a long hiatus like this but also if I know anything about boarding it's that you sometimes gotta be patient and let things unfold organically. In other words, I'm still sorta waiting to find out myself but also it looks like people are forcing me right back into a heel role so maybe it's already decided.

No one does it like you, dev.

That means the world to me Spike. And also I'd love to come live with you in Australia.

[96583UP]

we don't have the energy for heel mode anymore

young whippersnapper schtick will be met with blank stares

working your way in slowly makes sense

might i suggest slowly perusing a costco and messaging about it

[Dev]

we don't have the energy for heel mode anymore

young whippersnapper schtick will be met with blank stares

working your way in slowly makes sense

might i suggest slowly perusing a costco and messaging about it

Costco pisses me off like no other chain. I have accosted many of their employees. The amazing thing is when ever I criticize the company the employees defend it likes it's their family or something. I can't even.

[spike]

we don't have the energy for heel mode anymore

young whippersnapper schtick will be met with blank stares

working your way in slowly makes sense

might i suggest slowly perusing a costco and messaging about it

Costco pisses me off like no other chain. I have accosted many of their employees. The amazing thing is when ever I criticize the company the employees defend it likes it's their family or something. I can't even.

My early dementia stepdad forgot a cartful of items he’d paid for at their Costco, and when I went back with him several days later, they’d put a note on his card that popped up when it was scanned and they made it right. They even grabbed a cart and collected the items for him (they’d been restocked to the shelves by then). Pretty solid stuff from a big chain.

[96583UP]

in light of Dev's costco comment it is clearly time for him to depart

[96583UP]

please take your things and exit the forum

and good luck paying full price for a case of paper towel rolls

[Dev]

Wtf

You guys like getting carded 4 times?

You like that you can't even put your box down on the self checkout qnd load it as you scan things because it will detect the weight of the box?

You like them counting your fucking items before you leave the store?

There are deals no doubt and return policy is good but jesus christ.

Not too mention they were not only scanning my id 8 times but also constantly suggesting I update the black and white photo for a color photo. I was like how about no.

I guess you Americans are used to being treated like criminals everywhere you go but it's not on brand here in Canada.

[Jorge]

I think you've found your new angle.

Anti-Costco Dev

[spike]

The Costco experience has been drastically improved by the self checkouts they put in a couple years ago.

[96583UP]

Dev speaks sacrilege

find me a more affordable hot fresh pizza

tell me you can find a better deal on a dozen high quality compression socks

keep a straight face when you look at retail prices for organic blueberries

ban this person

ban him now

mods

mods

[Jorge]

(The hot dogs, talk about the hot dogs)

[spike]

Are the roto birds still plumper than yet cheaper than everywhere else?

[96583UP]

the hot dog deal is eternal

the rotisserie chicken is eternal

but i don't mess with either

anymore

well maybe would do the hot dog

but i am done with the poison chicken

although it is delicious

[Dev]

It's amazing how many dumb bitches have take me to Costco in their dating profiles. It's like why, so you can see the absolute worst in me?

[BurtReynolds]

Yeah I have trouble stealing from Costco, too.

[96583UP]

since the pandemic i have actually only physically stepped foot in a costco 1-2 times

i order via instacart and have it delivered every 1-2 weeks

i am exposed

have your way with me

<spreads buttcheeks>

[spike]

It's amazing how many dumb bitches have take me to Costco in their dating profiles. It's like why, so you can see the absolute worst in me?

The free samples don’t butter you up at all?

[spike]

How much are eggs at Costco? Do they even carry eggs?