Red Mosquito

Apparently Portuguese chicken has the same diarrheal effects as KFC.

spike wrote:Apparently Portuguese chicken has the same diarrheal effects as KFC.

noted.

Lol diarrheal

dad wrote:

spike wrote:Apparently Portuguese chicken has the same diarrheal effects as KFC.

noted.

I’ve been backed up, so it was a welcome development.

i had a semi-solid poop today but still nowhere back to normal

i made friends with salad at lunch and am hopeful for some solidity tomorrow

jfc round three

I'd give up shitting forever if only Coach would post in this thread once. It's the only thing I want so much.

Coach is too busy running train on the yoga instructor

we and our poops are no longer necessary

You make it sound like he has betrayed us

he kind of has

we were a team

team poop

but then one day he went out for a pack of smokes

and never came back to poop

Which is weird, because cigarettes can help bring the feces.

yes even more offensive

because he clearly decided to poop elsewhere

unless he has simply been backed up all this time

in which case he likely badly needs our help

and we need to amass an RM poop dream team and a trusty cruiser to drive cross country in search of him

burt, we're going to need you to drive

I was hoping this thread's meteoric rise would draw in the OG Pooplord, Snatch.

The beacon is lit. The pants hath been shit. Please come home.

that guy has three square meals of beer a day and is probably dead

rip

Nobody skipped dinner like Snatch.

I have always hated when people talk about their bowel movements. Very often the stupidest people in my opinion.

You sound constipated.

I didn't poop from Sunday through Wednesday, but didn't really feel all that backed up. It was strange.

Dev wrote:I have always hated when people talk about their bowel movements. Very often the stupidest people in my opinion.

Would you let a hot babe fart on your chest?