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Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:30 pm
by Ello Sailor
Was she a fleeing Nazi?
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:31 pm
by 96583UP
Jorge wrote:I married my ex to help facilitate an Argentine residency for her. Pretty sure I posted about it at the time. We have since divorced
aaaahhhhhhhhh
hahaaaaaaaa
the plot thickens
what other web of lies will you plan to spin into gold this evening
next you're gonna say you're a short white guy from chicago
that sings in a northwestern rock band
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:32 pm
by tree_
Ello Sailor wrote:Was she a fleeing Nazi?
More like fleeing a Nazi amirite
Seriously, amirite?
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:33 pm
by 96583UP
ok shut the fk up
enough chit chat
just show us your a**hole
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:34 pm
by 96583UP
lol what is happening in here
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:34 pm
by 96583UP
why does the Lord make Jorge do these things to me
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:34 pm
by Ello Sailor
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:35 pm
by 96583UP
fr i apologize for my behavior
and will be providing a press release shortly about how this attempted comedy 'missed the mark'
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:35 pm
by tree_
Cause Jewish?
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:35 pm
by 96583UP
but before then one last nazi joke or two
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:36 pm
by 96583UP
tree_ wrote:Cause Jewish?
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
back the truck up
back
the truck
up
beep
beep
beep
no sir
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:37 pm
by 96583UP
OHHHHH you mean cause JESUS was Jewish ok ok ok got it
yeah they say he was
but he also looked like kurt cobain
so jury's still out
i guess he was kinda frugal though
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:37 pm
by 96583UP
they both were
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:37 pm
by tree_
Bob Dylan too
But not chalameter?
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:38 pm
by 96583UP
why do you have to do this
it's not about that
it's about jorge helping nazis flee war tribunals
so that he could get a co-signer on his toyota sienna lease
it all can be rationalized
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:39 pm
by 96583UP
mistakes were made
but to rebuild
we must be rational
and there must be living space
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:39 pm
by 96583UP
she just needed more living space
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:55 pm
by BurtReynolds
I don't think I was aware that Jorge committed marriage fraud.
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Fri January 17, 2025 2:16 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Argentina is the wild west
Re: How many times have you been married?
Posted: Fri January 17, 2025 4:19 pm
by BurtReynolds
Factoid: David Lynch was married 4 times.
Why are you, as a man, still on your 1st, or 0th?