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Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:30 pm
by Ello Sailor
Was she a fleeing Nazi?

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:31 pm
by 96583UP
Jorge wrote:I married my ex to help facilitate an Argentine residency for her. Pretty sure I posted about it at the time. We have since divorced
aaaahhhhhhhhh

hahaaaaaaaa

the plot thickens

what other web of lies will you plan to spin into gold this evening

next you're gonna say you're a short white guy from chicago

that sings in a northwestern rock band

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:32 pm
by tree_
Ello Sailor wrote:Was she a fleeing Nazi?
More like fleeing a Nazi amirite

Seriously, amirite?

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:33 pm
by 96583UP
ok shut the fk up

enough chit chat

just show us your a**hole

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:34 pm
by 96583UP
lol what is happening in here

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:34 pm
by 96583UP
why does the Lord make Jorge do these things to me

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:34 pm
by Ello Sailor
:lol:

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:35 pm
by 96583UP
fr i apologize for my behavior

and will be providing a press release shortly about how this attempted comedy 'missed the mark'

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:35 pm
by tree_
Cause Jewish?

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:35 pm
by 96583UP
but before then one last nazi joke or two

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:36 pm
by 96583UP
tree_ wrote:Cause Jewish?
whoa

whoa

whoa

whoa

back the truck up

back

the truck

up

beep

beep

beep

no sir

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:37 pm
by 96583UP
OHHHHH you mean cause JESUS was Jewish ok ok ok got it

yeah they say he was

but he also looked like kurt cobain

so jury's still out

i guess he was kinda frugal though

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:37 pm
by 96583UP
they both were

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:37 pm
by tree_
Bob Dylan too

But not chalameter?

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:38 pm
by 96583UP
why do you have to do this

it's not about that

it's about jorge helping nazis flee war tribunals

so that he could get a co-signer on his toyota sienna lease

it all can be rationalized

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:39 pm
by 96583UP
mistakes were made

but to rebuild

we must be rational

and there must be living space

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:39 pm
by 96583UP
she just needed more living space

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Thu January 16, 2025 11:55 pm
by BurtReynolds
I don't think I was aware that Jorge committed marriage fraud.

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Fri January 17, 2025 2:16 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Argentina is the wild west

Re: How many times have you been married?

Posted: Fri January 17, 2025 4:19 pm
by BurtReynolds
Factoid: David Lynch was married 4 times.

Why are you, as a man, still on your 1st, or 0th?