Red Mosquito

19) Dress like you want it

20) Look me in the eyes and tell me you love me

21) Don’t care what the world thinks about us

22) Run away together to run a New Hampshire bed and breakfast

23) Become a positive force in the local community

24) Make up for declining B&B revenues with a little bit of money laundering

25) Supplementing revenues with a lot more money laundering

26) Making the coffee shop guy next door disappear when he accidentally walks in on a confidential business meeting with an organic grass-fed local crime syndicate

27) Coming up with a hero tragedy story to explain his passing to his loved ones

28) Expanding from money laundering into additional forms of fraud and racketeering

29) Develop an addiction to cocaine and expensive clothing

30) Wake up one day in a bed with five undressed strangers wondering how you got there, grabbing your bell bottom trousers off the floor, grabbing the keys to your lamborghini, and walking down the stairs toward the front door

31) Watching Federal Agents suddenly burst through the door in SWAT gear with police dogs, tackling you to the ground and handcuffing you

32) Glancing upstairs as your partner sees you in handfuffs, you call to him for help, and instead he runs aggressively out the window, over the neighbor’s fence, and off into the forest behind

33) Crying out in abandoned agony as your free world comes crashing to an end

34) Fast-forwarding 10 years later at your early release hearing, attesting to your reformed self as a new man

35) Exiting the corrections facility with a new lease on life, only to find the world changed without you

36) Unable to find work as a convicted Felon, you resort to a lifestyle of violent crime

37) Bitter due to your exclusion from society, you plan a significant heist lucrative enough to support your transition to an off-grid lifestyle in Mexico

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