Red Mosquito

How's everyone doing?

Living the dream

Barely functioning under the constant weight of existential dread

Good, you?

I am well, thank you

Bad but not great

I’ve got some leftover hummus if anyone wants

No thanks

Right on. No worries

Thanks for offering though

Did you have a good weekend?

Staying out of trouble? Huehue

*stares at phone intently to appear engrossed*

spike wrote:*stares at phone intently to appear engrossed*

Literally doing this right now. I am speaking at a conference and there is registration / networking time first. I hate it so much. Just get me on the stage and get me out of here.

Some people next to me were just talking about donuts and picking kids up from school and I wanted to scream.

Good to see you

do you like bread?

almost friday

Where did the week go?

'nother day 'nother dollar amirite

fuckin shoe's untied oh well i never trip on it

do you ever trip on untied shoes i don't think i ever have

whew nice day i guess

better than yesterday

where'd you get your shoes

ya know amazon lets you try shoes on before you buy that's where i found these

i have wide feet it's hard to find shoes that fit right

I'm a 14W