Red Mosquito

Posted: **Thu May 21, 2026 3:22 pm**

Linda Lovelace never made a call to the plumber

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2026 2:50 am**

Almost Famous, but none of music licensing could be secured.

Almost a good movie.

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2026 3:02 am**

Posted: **Wed June 24, 2026 3:07 am**

Sharon Stone keeps her legs crossed.

Posted: **Wed June 24, 2026 11:20 am**

John Hammond does a background and credit check as part of his hiring process.

Posted: **Wed June 24, 2026 7:32 pm**

in the adult film "the plumber comes a calling" he actually fixes the drain then leaves

Posted: **Wed June 24, 2026 8:27 pm**

In Batman Bruce parents decided no to go to the movies and Martha throws away her pearl necklace too.

Posted: **Wed June 24, 2026 8:29 pm**

The Bothans are not able to steal the plans for the Death Star.

Posted: **Wed June 24, 2026 8:33 pm**

Earl is able to kill Richie and Seth Gecko in that roadside convenience store.

Posted: **Thu June 25, 2026 12:33 am**

VinylGuy wrote: Wed June 24, 2026 8:27 pm In Batman Bruce parents decided no to go to the movies and Martha throws away her pearl necklace too.

OH, she gets a pearl necklace alright...

Posted: **Thu June 25, 2026 1:01 am**

An entire movie is spent talking about a broken autopilot only for the autopilot to work, negating the hero’s sacrifice

Posted: **Thu June 25, 2026 3:17 am**

Ferris Bueller goes to school.

Posted: **Thu June 25, 2026 3:21 am**

After Leia kisses Luke, she goes down on him.

Posted: **Thu June 25, 2026 11:30 am**

Lewelyn Moss decides “eff that drug dealer” and never goes back with the water.

Posted: **Thu June 25, 2026 11:49 am**

daft twat wrote: Thu June 25, 2026 3:21 am After Leia kisses Luke, she goes down on him.

Posted: **Thu June 25, 2026 11:57 pm**

Cast a woman of color as Helen of Troy (kidding!)

Posted: **Fri June 26, 2026 12:24 am**

Burt is gonna be pissed all over again.

Posted: **Fri June 26, 2026 3:01 am**

You know I’m surprised some deep-pocket hasn’t financed an all-white Color Purple just to make a “point”.

Posted: **Fri June 26, 2026 3:08 am**

Powder in the film Powder dies of skin cancer.

Posted: **Fri June 26, 2026 3:33 am**

Ruin a Film