Red Mosquito

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Fri September 18, 2026 1:09 am

Chris_H_2 wrote: Thu September 17, 2026 9:51 pm I want to wind down at 60 and transition to of counsel. By 62 I want to be done.

Whoa, only 5 more years!

I’d rather die than work another 10 years

Then I have great news!

Oh thank God do you want me to pm you my address?

Not yet.

Please don’t let me down

Never. I'd rather work till death than play golf.

Sucks that playing golf is the only post-retirement option :/

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Fri September 18, 2026 2:43 pm Sucks that playing golf is the only post-retirement option :/

there's always drinking...dont forget drinking

doug rr wrote: Fri September 18, 2026 6:50 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Fri September 18, 2026 2:43 pm Sucks that playing golf is the only post-retirement option :/

there's always drinking...dont forget drinking

Dr. Pepper?

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Fri September 18, 2026 7:34 pm

doug rr wrote: Fri September 18, 2026 6:50 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Fri September 18, 2026 2:43 pm Sucks that playing golf is the only post-retirement option :/

there's always drinking...dont forget drinking

Dr. Pepper?

diet

doug rr wrote: Fri September 18, 2026 7:39 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Fri September 18, 2026 7:34 pm

doug rr wrote: Fri September 18, 2026 6:50 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Fri September 18, 2026 2:43 pm Sucks that playing golf is the only post-retirement option :/

there's always drinking...dont forget drinking

Dr. Pepper?

diet

that's the good stuff right there

I hope I die choking on the last gulp of a DP

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Fri September 18, 2026 9:14 pm I hope I die choking on the last gulp of a DP

100x better than sweet tea

doug rr wrote: Fri September 18, 2026 9:41 pm

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Fri September 18, 2026 9:14 pm I hope I die choking on the last gulp of a DP

100x better than sweet tea

I simply can't go that far

Golfing next weekend. Any tips on making contact with the club face on the ball?

lennytheweedwhacker wrote: Sat September 19, 2026 1:36 am Golfing next weekend. Any tips on making contact with the club face on the ball?

Pick up some sweet tees.

I have accumulated enough sick time that I could miss a whole year of teaching and still not be out. I think in 6 years, once I get past 55, I will start to use it liberally and rarely work a 5 day week for the rest of my career, which will hopefully end at 60.

Do you have to find your own substitute?

Something tells me they won’t let you do that.