Thread for Counter-arguments against claims no one ever made

[harmless]

You're absolutely right, Stone should definitely throw down some vocals for a LMFAO track.

[Lament]

LMFAO is producing album #11.

[harmless]

Will David Guetta be involved?

[@SkitchP]

Look, we all know Kevin Davis rarely provides insight, and obviously reads at a 2nd grade level, but it's frankly not very nice to pile on him for his lack of eloquence.

[harmless]

I'd love to pile on Kevin Davis.

[Mine]

It seems silly that so many people think the band would make better music if Ed had spent more time making and releasing sex tapes with Judd Apatow, Call Me Maybe, and that indian chick from The Office in between records. Don't get me wrong, I get why it's hard not to wish he had once the thought enters your head, but I can't think of a single way that would make the band's music any better.

I think you don't have the login info for the gmail account.

[Mike]

No, the momentary state of Stone's genitals does not dictate how hard or soft a song will be song nowadays. That stuff is for young people.

[Lament]

No, the momentary state of Stone's genitals does not dictate how hard or soft a song will be song nowadays. That stuff is for young people.

"When I was working on the hit song SIRENS, I wasn't sure what direction to take to song. Stone was over on the couch watching Pawn Stars, so I walked over and just grabbed his junk. Like, forcefully. It was comically aggressive. In retrospect, I really could've hurt the guy, and I feel pretty bad about. But anyways, he was so flaccid that I actually wondered if he just had some wet paper towels shoved in his pants. At that moment, I knew what I had to do, and the SIRENS now known and loved by literally billions of music fans around the world began to really take shape..."

[Mike]

No, the momentary state of Stone's genitals does not dictate how hard or soft a song will be song nowadays. That stuff is for young people.

"When I was working on the hit song SIRENS, I wasn't sure what direction to take to song. Stone was over on the couch watching Pawn Stars, so I walked over and just grabbed his junk. Like, forcefully. It was comically aggressive. In retrospect, I really could've hurt the guy, and I feel pretty bad about. But anyways, he was so flaccid that I actually wondered if he just had some wet paper towels shoved in his pants. At that moment, I knew what I had to do, and the SIRENS now known and loved by literally billions of music fans around the world began to really take shape..."

[Lament]

Look, we all know Kevin Davis rarely provides insight, and obviously reads at a 2nd grade level, but it's frankly not very nice to pile on him for his lack of eloquence.

Conversely, warehouse and flannelking should not have to "dumb it down" for us like so many keep suggesting. The burden is on us to step up our understanding.

[Kevin Davis]

Look, we all know Kevin Davis rarely provides insight, and obviously reads at a 2nd grade level, but it's frankly not very nice to pile on him for his lack of eloquence.

Skitch, you're the type of RM'er every RM'er should know.