Red Mosquito

i'm pretty sure i would

I'm sure I'd throw money at stuff, but I doubt I'd be spending as much time meeting with world leaders or visiting impoverished places in Africa or doing any amount of the stuff people in Ireland will tell you he does way under the radar. I'd probably just give shitloads of money to preserving penguin habitats and buying toys for dogs and building a statue of harmless and Sarge recreating the cover of Born to Run in my backyard.

I've always wanted to do some kind of charitable / developmental work in Africa, ever since I was a teenager and went to Jo'burg for a couple of weeks to meet a township community. I just don't have the money to get there... Dammit, I've never found myself wishing I was Bono before.