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Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Thu November 28, 2013 1:25 am
by Fuzzcharger
Strat wrote:"She said im ready...for you"
I just squirmed in my chair reading that. One of the worst.
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Thu November 28, 2013 1:27 am
by Lament
What kind of dude thinks to himself "I'm gonna make the lyrics to this song about a mom who fucks her son cause he grows up to look like her long dead husband"?
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Thu November 28, 2013 11:54 am
by wolkenlos
She comes on like a stone
But you don’t know where from she was thrown

Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Thu November 28, 2013 12:00 pm
by stupidmop
Lament wrote:What kind of dude thinks to himself "I'm gonna make the lyrics to this song about a mom who fucks her son cause he grows up to look like her long dead husband"?
Surely the question would be what kind of dude thinks to himself "I'm gonna make the lyrics to this song half about myself and half about a mom who fucks her son cause he grows up to look like her long dead husband"?
I really do like the lyrics though.
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Thu November 28, 2013 5:39 pm
by Lament
stupidmop wrote:I really do like the lyrics though.
I do too. I think we've all kind of become immune to how insanely disturbing they are though.
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Fri November 29, 2013 1:30 pm
by DeLima
I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...
wins as most physically uncomfortable
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Fri November 29, 2013 2:20 pm
by Lounge Lizard
DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...
wins as most physically uncomfortable
that one is actually good.
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Fri November 29, 2013 3:42 pm
by guitar_davey
DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...
wins as most physically uncomfortable
Isn't it "til it burns UP my arm?"
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Fri November 29, 2013 4:04 pm
by DeLima
guitar_davey wrote:DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...
wins as most physically uncomfortable
Isn't it "til it burns UP my arm?"
good question. i thought it was 'off'. somebody should look that up.
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Fri November 29, 2013 4:13 pm
by DeLima
DeLima wrote:guitar_davey wrote:DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...
wins as most physically uncomfortable
Isn't it "til it burns UP my arm?"
good question. i thought it was 'off'. somebody should look that up.
looks like it's 'up,' at least according to azlyrics.com, which is for sure definitive.
goddammit! i always like the lyrics i make up better than the actual ones. this is like when i found out it was "since i fell apart" in footsteps instead of "since i've been born." my misheard lyrics always have so much more pathos.
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Fri November 29, 2013 4:35 pm
by stupidmop
DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...
wins as most physically uncomfortable
Light your pillow, lay back, watch the flames.
(Provided you are in fact, laying back onto the pillow)
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Fri November 29, 2013 4:39 pm
by DeLima
stupidmop wrote:DeLima wrote:I will hold the candle till it burns off my arm...
wins as most physically uncomfortable
Light your pillow, lay back, watch the flames.
(Provided you are in fact, laying back onto the pillow)
true, that would probably be as bad or worse
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Mon December 02, 2013 3:43 am
by warehouse
Lament wrote:What kind of dude thinks to himself "I'm gonna make the lyrics to this song about a mom who fucks her son cause he grows up to look like her long dead husband"?
he was eating alot of acid at the time
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Mon December 02, 2013 10:21 am
by injuddstree
Johnny Guitar Watson starin' at me...
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Mon December 02, 2013 7:19 pm
by darth_vedder
I used to be crustacean.
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Mon December 02, 2013 9:36 pm
by stip
that one may be where it all bottoms out for me.
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Mon December 02, 2013 9:38 pm
by EJ
stip wrote:that one may be where it all bottoms out for me.
that's the spongebob squarepants themed song isn't it? yeah, I'm with you.
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Mon December 02, 2013 9:38 pm
by stip
the spongebob song has better lyrics
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Mon December 02, 2013 9:39 pm
by twoheadedboy
Take my fucking hand
Get outta my fucking face
Re: Most uncomfortable Pearl Jam lyrics
Posted: Mon December 02, 2013 10:24 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
darth_vedder wrote:I used to be crustacean.
stip wrote:that one may be where it all bottoms out for me.
