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Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 6:11 pm
by Alex
middle-class white privilege and its attendant ennui

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 6:17 pm
by Harry Lime
That's another one. But one more.
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Harry Lime wrote:I just don't find it realistic.
:?



I just didn't believe Kunis when she was falling & crying for dear life.

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 6:22 pm
by BurtReynolds
Harry Lime wrote:That's another one. But one more.
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Harry Lime wrote:I just don't find it realistic.
:?



I just didn't believe Kunis when she was falling & crying for dear life.
Oh that one is just too easy.

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 6:40 pm
by malice
Harry Lime wrote:
malice wrote:
Alex wrote:
malice wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Harry Lime wrote:I just don't find it realistic.
:?
the harry lime account is all about realism
harry lime: so self-serious that even ghosts troll him
let's not forget the terrible injustices he's had to endure from women either. it's all going to make for one heck of a movie.
Mary, are you starring Monster 2, and when is the promotional tour? I wanna help carry a feminist banner.
at least try to include relevant movie references in your posts. this was just sloppy

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 6:44 pm
by Harry Lime
malice wrote:
Harry Lime wrote:
malice wrote:
Alex wrote:
malice wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Harry Lime wrote:I just don't find it realistic.
:?
the harry lime account is all about realism
harry lime: so self-serious that even ghosts troll him
let's not forget the terrible injustices he's had to endure from women either. it's all going to make for one heck of a movie.
Mary, are you starring Monster 2, and when is the promotional tour? I wanna help carry a feminist banner.
at least try to include relevant movie references in your posts. this was just sloppy
Well, sorry, I was trying to make this more than just about me & Jupiter. But since you like talking about me, mary, we'll do whatever you want. It's your big day.

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 6:48 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
This movie is pissing me off.

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 6:49 pm
by malice
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
is just isn't very realistic is all.
and what's it about, remod?

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 6:52 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
malice wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
is just isn't very realistic is all.
and what's it about, remod?
There is a trailer in the OP

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 6:54 pm
by malice
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
malice wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
is just isn't very realistic is all.
and what's it about, remod?
There is a trailer in the OP
you were much more tolerant when you were in your 30s :(

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 6:55 pm
by Harry Lime
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
I'll go see it with ya.

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 6:58 pm
by Alex
if both randy and ruddock are into it, my guess is that it features valiant warriors

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 7:02 pm
by Harry Lime
It really stems from my love of Theodore Roosevelt & that fantastic three hour documentary that I press people into watching but they don't.

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 7:04 pm
by Harry Limb
Harry Lime wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
I'll go see it with ya.
Your pacing in this thread is a bit brisk.

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 7:04 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
malice wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
malice wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
is just isn't very realistic is all.
and what's it about, remod?
There is a trailer in the OP
you were much more tolerant when you were in your 30s :(
what I gather is that Mila Kunis is some "savior" or "peacemaker" between Earth and the humanoid beings from Jupiter and other areas of space. But maybe the Jupitonians want her dead or captured or something.

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 7:05 pm
by malice
technically, i'd probably watch this movie since i like sci-fi mostly, except mila kunis is forever the whiny rich girl with the pouty face. i do like her on robot chicken though.

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 7:06 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Or, it is about this:
Set in the future where gods rule over humans, Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) is an unlucky Russian immigrant who cleans toilets for a living. She encounters Caine (Channing Tatum), an interplanetary warrior whom the Queen of the Universe sent to kill Jupiter. Caine tells Jupiter that the stars were pointing to an extraordinary event on the night she was born, and that her DNA could mark her as the universe's next leader

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 7:06 pm
by tommymtcom
This thread isn't really about a movie is it?

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 7:08 pm
by Harry Limb
tommymctom wrote:This thread isn't really about a movie is it?
If only the ebb and flow, and visceral feeling of this thread ran throughout the trailer

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 7:09 pm
by Harry Lime
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Or, it is about this:
Set in the future where gods rule over humans, Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) is an unlucky Russian immigrant who cleans toilets for a living. She encounters Caine (Channing Tatum), an interplanetary warrior whom the Queen of the Universe sent to kill Jupiter. Caine tells Jupiter that the stars were pointing to an extraordinary event on the night she was born, and that her DNA could mark her as the universe's next leader
mary, that's so you.

Re: Movie: Jupiter Ascending

Posted: Fri March 28, 2014 7:13 pm
by malice
Harry Limb wrote:
Harry Lime wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:This movie is pissing me off.
I'll go see it with ya.
Your pacing in this thread is a bit brisk.
i pale at randy's dross