PJ 2014 Annual Single

[Bammer]

Will you still love me when I'm an incredibly humungoid giant star?

Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-shankar phase?

Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?

[Jorge]

Was it a millionaire who said "imagine no possessions"?

[knee tunes]

Was it a millionaire who said "imagine no possessions"?

hey, don't you know that
empty pockets will
allow a greater sense of wealth?

[stip]

Not to change the topic, but how is the performance? I won't be able to download this until tomorrow

[knee tunes]

So fan club singles can now be bought for pennies at iTunes prior to actually shipping out?

imagine

[epilogue]

Not to change the topic, but how is the performance? I won't be able to download this until tomorrow

It's fine. You'll hate his voice on the opening verse. He settles into it, though by the end. Breathy as expected. The star is the audience singing along. I know it's Imagine. But I was actually more moved than I expected to be.

[hlniv]

Despite the multitude of reasons that releasing this in this fashion makes practically zero sense, I really enjoyed that.

One of the better solo Ed moments that I can remember (granted, i don't remember that many).

This will certainly get multiple listens from me.

[delanoche]

Wait...

If you're releasing this to help raise money for a cause, why give it away for free to the people who are most likely to buy it?

I'll put the over/under on the percentage of fan club members who buy it anyways at 45. There's gotta be multiple threads over there titled "Who will join me in supporting this great cause by purchasing Imagine on iTunes at midnight on Monday?"

[broken iris]

ah yes, "Imagine", the noblest anthem with which bourgeois hippiecrits drape themselves in the protective glory of their inflated sense of moral superiority.

do-nothing liberalism's finest rally cry

conjures imagery of a british millionaire spending his days sitting around in one of the most aristocratic buildings on central park west ordering room service and complaining about stuff.

so unique!

so profound!

so appropriate for the lead singer of Pearl Jam LLC at this stage in his lifecycle

imagine there's just gift cards
it isn't hard to do
nothing to save, just buy more
merch merch merch merch merch merch merch
imagine all the T-Bills, maturing day by daaaay

you might say I am a poser, oooh OOOhhhh
but I'm not the only one
maybe some day, you'll join us, OOOOhhh
and in-vest in our hedge-fund

what other brave visionary will stand up on the bridge of Larry Ellison's yacht to play ostrich-egg bocce ball in the name of peace ?

take the ostrich-egg bocce challenge for peace!

Entered cautiously, leaving satisfied.

[stip]

where is this on the site?

[epilogue]

where is this on the site?

Log in and go to "My Account."

[stip]

I have. I don't see anything when I do, though

[epilogue]

Are you a current active member?

[epilogue]

You should be able to click on My Account. Then click on My Membership from the drop down. There you should see Downloads, with the single listed as "2014 Annual Ten Club Single (Side A)."

[BurtReynolds]

Guess we can look forward to a terrible ripoff of Imagine on the next album.

[Jorge]

Guess we can look forward to a terrible ripoff of Imagine on the next album.

I'm Agin'.

[BurtReynolds]

Guess we can look forward to a terrible ripoff of Imagine on the next album.

I'm Agin'.

Imagine (the Miracle of Robin Williams)

[McParadigm]

A+, Burt.

[Lament]

Wait...

If you're releasing this to help raise money for a cause, why give it away for free to the people who are most likely to buy it?

I'll put the over/under on the percentage of fan club members who buy it anyways at 45. There's gotta be multiple threads over there titled "Who will join me in supporting this great cause by purchasing Imagine on iTunes at midnight on Monday?"

Yeah, you're probably right.

[stip]

You should be able to click on My Account. Then click on My Membership from the drop down. There you should see Downloads, with the single listed as "2014 Annual Ten Club Single (Side A)."

I am an active member, but I don't see it. Weird...