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theplatypus wrote:I'm more surprised that anyone can genuinely believe there's anything of any value in The Hangover III.
Especially someone who recognizes the first two as trash.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Seriously though, the aesthetic of Batman & Robin is super impressive. It's so lush, colorful, and elaborate. Frankly, on visual terms, it FAR exceeds Nolan's films. Like, it's not even close. And I love the stupid, cartoonish, ridiculous humor and campy tone. I can't take the idea of Batman seriously, so I appreciate a movie that treats the concept with the appropriate absurdity. The whole movie is like a candy-coated, Technicolor funhouse. It takes balls to make a vision that extreme.
Visually is, perhaps, one of the laziest movies of all time. You want camp? see the Adam West series.
Its so bad that nearly killed a Batman franchise. I mean...batman.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:Seriously though, the aesthetic of Batman & Robin is super impressive. It's so lush, colorful, and elaborate. Frankly, on visual terms, it FAR exceeds Nolan's films. Like, it's not even close.
Are you very impressed by most laser tag arenas
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theplatypus wrote:I'm more surprised that anyone can genuinely believe there's anything of any value in The Hangover III.
Especially someone who recognizes the first two as trash.
The first two are unfunny, mean-spirited comedies that happen to be movies. The third is concerned with being a movie before being a comedy. As such, it is much more cinematic and satisfying, and the humor feels more natural and genuinely funny. It's the only one I actually laughed during. It's basically a crime movie that happens to involve the characters from The Hangover movies.

Also, more Ken Jeong screentime is always a plus.
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VinylGuy wrote:Visually is, perhaps, one of the laziest movies of all time.
That is objectively untrue. There was very clearly a lot of work put into creating that mise-en-scene.
VinylGuy wrote:You want camp? see the Adam West series.
Its so bad that nearly killed a Batman franchise. I mean...batman.
I enjoy the Adam West stuff too, just not on the same level. And I don't care about the property of Batman at all.
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I'm at a loss.

I have to compliment you on running with this thread, though.
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theplatypus wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Seriously though, the aesthetic of Batman & Robin is super impressive. It's so lush, colorful, and elaborate. Frankly, on visual terms, it FAR exceeds Nolan's films. Like, it's not even close.
Are you very impressed by most laser tag arenas
Maybe
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I'm kinda pissed at Alex for talking you out of suicide right now.
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Alright, here's one: I think "School of Rock" is Linklater's best movie.
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theplatypus wrote:Alright, here's one: I think "School of Rock" is Linklater's best movie.
That's interesting. He went through a weird phase in the early '00s.
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I think Freddy Got Fingered is something of a masterpiece.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:Visually is, perhaps, one of the laziest movies of all time.
That is objectively untrue. There was very clearly a lot of work put into creating that mise-en-scene.
VinylGuy wrote:You want camp? see the Adam West series.
Its so bad that nearly killed a Batman franchise. I mean...batman.
I enjoy the Adam West stuff too, just not on the same level. And I don't care about the property of Batman at all.

Well you might not care, but its still there...and yeah its lazy..really lazy. Its expensive, but lazy. The camera work works almost as a sitcom.
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VinylGuy wrote:and yeah its lazy..really lazy. Its expensive, but lazy. The camera work works almost as a sitcom.
:|

I wish I werent' at work right now, because I want to start screenshot-ing the hell out of this bitch.
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By McP request:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:I love 2012. It's Emmerich doing what he does best, which is exploring an Altman-esque tapestry of interwoven, character-based micro-narratives against a backdrop of awesome, mega-scale destruction with a subtle but distinct undercurrent of social/environmental commentary.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:and yeah its lazy..really lazy. Its expensive, but lazy. The camera work works almost as a sitcom.
:|

I wish I werent' at work right now, because I want to start screenshot-ing the hell out of this bitch.
And prove what? Again, a lot of money doesnt make art direction good.
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VinylGuy wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:and yeah its lazy..really lazy. Its expensive, but lazy. The camera work works almost as a sitcom.
:|

I wish I werent' at work right now, because I want to start screenshot-ing the hell out of this bitch.
And prove what? Again, a lot of money doesnt make art direction good.
I'm not saying it does. I'm saying the art direction is good. The visual coherence and strength of vision goes way beyond just throwing money at the screen. And it's more than just art direction - its artistic vision. It's a direct manifestation of the tone and motivation of the film.
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the godzilla movie series is actually the story of rodan. think about it.
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:By McP request:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:I love 2012. It's Emmerich doing what he does best, which is exploring an Altman-esque tapestry of interwoven, character-based micro-narratives against a backdrop of awesome, mega-scale destruction with a subtle but distinct undercurrent of social/environmental commentary.
you call that subtle, huh?
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
VinylGuy wrote:and yeah its lazy..really lazy. Its expensive, but lazy. The camera work works almost as a sitcom.
:|

I wish I werent' at work right now, because I want to start screenshot-ing the hell out of this bitch.
And prove what? Again, a lot of money doesnt make art direction good.
I'm not saying it does. I'm saying the art direction is good. The visual coherence and strength of vision goes way beyond just throwing money at the screen. And it's more than just art direction - its artistic vision. It's a direct manifestation of the tone and motivation of the film.
It doesn't really accomplish what it sets out to do at all, really. Its a muddy mix of 60s camp, Burton's leftovers, and 90s darkness and neon. The result is hideous. I wouldn't call it lazy, but it is an abortion.
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theplatypus wrote:Alright, here's one: I think "School of Rock" is Linklater's best movie.
I'm not a big fan of Linklater at all really, but he seems so likeable.
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