Did he just put an Iron Man helmet on top of an Iron Man helmet? Like, in a real movie? Made for real people? Not a Nickolodeon cartoon, or an Adult Swim satire?
What kind of peo-
durdencommatyler wrote:Why am I so excited for this?
Oh.
Oh, I see.
Thanks for clearing up for me exactly what this movie is.
Aside from being monumentally offended, which I didn't think possible from the McParsite (har-har-har seewhatididthere?!!!) I'd like to point out, in my own defense, that I'm questioning my excitement. I didn't love the first one. It was fine. Fun for an hour or so, but ultimately forgettable. There's a lot of BWOOMPing in this new trailor, which usually turns me off (and is waaaay overused). And it looks more recycled and shopworn than any other Superhero sequel I can think of. So why? Why did I get that little flutter watching the trailer? What's the manipulation? Is it just Spader's VO?
I genuinely want to know why I got that excited feeling in my gut. I didn't see the first one in theaters and I sincerely doubt I'll see this one in theaters either. Now that you've got it figured out, can you explain it to me? What is the movie? Why am I excited for a movie I probably won't see until a year or so after it's left theaters? Or are you just taking cheap shots because I like JJ Abrams' Star Trek films?
Did he just put an Iron Man helmet on top of an Iron Man helmet? Like, in a real movie? Made for real people? Not a Nickolodeon cartoon, or an Adult Swim satire?
What kind of peo-
durdencommatyler wrote:Why am I so excited for this?
Oh.
Oh, I see.
Thanks for clearing up for me exactly what this movie is.
Aside from being monumentally offended, which I didn't think possible from the McParsite (har-har-har seewhatididthere?!!!) I'd like to point out, in my own defense, that I'm questioning my excitement. I didn't love the first one. It was fine. Fun for an hour or so, but ultimately forgettable. There's a lot of BWOOMPing in this new trailor, which usually turns me off (and is waaaay overused). And it looks more recycled and shopworn than any other Superhero sequel I can think of. So why? Why did I get that little flutter watching the trailer? What's the manipulation? Is it just Spader's VO?
I genuinely want to know why I got that excited feeling in my gut. I didn't see the first one in theaters and I sincerely doubt I'll see this one in theaters either. Now that you've got it figured out, can you explain it to me? What is the movie? Why am I excited for a movie I probably won't see until a year or so after it's left theaters? Or are you just taking cheap shots because I like JJ Abrams' Star Trek films?
don't you understand that mcparadigm has no capacity to tolerate the human tendency toward emotion, contradiction, and evocation? you must quantify your cognition, or remain subject to his barbs.
Malloy wrote:making this place inhospitable to posting is really the only move left.
Did he just put an Iron Man helmet on top of an Iron Man helmet? Like, in a real movie? Made for real people? Not a Nickolodeon cartoon, or an Adult Swim satire?
What kind of peo-
durdencommatyler wrote:Why am I so excited for this?
Oh.
Oh, I see.
Thanks for clearing up for me exactly what this movie is.
Aside from being monumentally offended, which I didn't think possible from the McParsite (har-har-har seewhatididthere?!!!) I'd like to point out, in my own defense, that I'm questioning my excitement. I didn't love the first one. It was fine. Fun for an hour or so, but ultimately forgettable. There's a lot of BWOOMPing in this new trailor, which usually turns me off (and is waaaay overused). And it looks more recycled and shopworn than any other Superhero sequel I can think of. So why? Why did I get that little flutter watching the trailer? What's the manipulation? Is it just Spader's VO?
I genuinely want to know why I got that excited feeling in my gut. I didn't see the first one in theaters and I sincerely doubt I'll see this one in theaters either. Now that you've got it figured out, can you explain it to me? What is the movie? Why am I excited for a movie I probably won't see until a year or so after it's left theaters? Or are you just taking cheap shots because I like JJ Abrams' Star Trek films?
don't you understand that mcparadigm has no capacity to tolerate the human tendency toward emotion, contradiction, and evocation? you must quantify your cognition, or remain subject to his barbs.
Did he just put an Iron Man helmet on top of an Iron Man helmet? Like, in a real movie? Made for real people? Not a Nickolodeon cartoon, or an Adult Swim satire?
What kind of peo-
durdencommatyler wrote:Why am I so excited for this?
Oh.
Oh, I see.
Thanks for clearing up for me exactly what this movie is.
Aside from being monumentally offended, which I didn't think possible from the McParsite (har-har-har seewhatididthere?!!!) I'd like to point out, in my own defense, that I'm questioning my excitement. I didn't love the first one. It was fine. Fun for an hour or so, but ultimately forgettable. There's a lot of BWOOMPing in this new trailor, which usually turns me off (and is waaaay overused). And it looks more recycled and shopworn than any other Superhero sequel I can think of. So why? Why did I get that little flutter watching the trailer? What's the manipulation? Is it just Spader's VO?
I genuinely want to know why I got that excited feeling in my gut. I didn't see the first one in theaters and I sincerely doubt I'll see this one in theaters either. Now that you've got it figured out, can you explain it to me? What is the movie? Why am I excited for a movie I probably won't see until a year or so after it's left theaters? Or are you just taking cheap shots because I like JJ Abrams' Star Trek films?
don't you understand that mcparadigm has no capacity to tolerate the human tendency toward emotion, contradiction, and evocation? you must quantify your cognition, or remain subject to his barbs.
I'm glad you're here, Alex. Hold me?
you and i are like quicksilver and scarlet witch--huddled in fear from the fury of the robot prowling in our midst
Malloy wrote:making this place inhospitable to posting is really the only move left.
Did he just put an Iron Man helmet on top of an Iron Man helmet? Like, in a real movie? Made for real people? Not a Nickolodeon cartoon, or an Adult Swim satire?
What kind of peo-
durdencommatyler wrote:Why am I so excited for this?
Oh.
Oh, I see.
Thanks for clearing up for me exactly what this movie is.
Aside from being monumentally offended, which I didn't think possible from the McParsite (har-har-har seewhatididthere?!!!) I'd like to point out, in my own defense, that I'm questioning my excitement. I didn't love the first one. It was fine. Fun for an hour or so, but ultimately forgettable. There's a lot of BWOOMPing in this new trailor, which usually turns me off (and is waaaay overused). And it looks more recycled and shopworn than any other Superhero sequel I can think of. So why? Why did I get that little flutter watching the trailer? What's the manipulation? Is it just Spader's VO?
I genuinely want to know why I got that excited feeling in my gut. I didn't see the first one in theaters and I sincerely doubt I'll see this one in theaters either. Now that you've got it figured out, can you explain it to me? What is the movie? Why am I excited for a movie I probably won't see until a year or so after it's left theaters? Or are you just taking cheap shots because I like JJ Abrams' Star Trek films?
don't you understand that mcparadigm has no capacity to tolerate the human tendency toward emotion, contradiction, and evocation? you must quantify your cognition, or remain subject to his barbs.
I'm glad you're here, Alex. Hold me?
you and i are like quicksilver and scarlet witch--huddled in fear from the fury of the robot prowling in our midst
Did he just put an Iron Man helmet on top of an Iron Man helmet? Like, in a real movie? Made for real people? Not a Nickolodeon cartoon, or an Adult Swim satire?
What kind of peo-
durdencommatyler wrote:Why am I so excited for this?
Oh.
Oh, I see.
Thanks for clearing up for me exactly what this movie is.
Aside from being monumentally offended, which I didn't think possible from the McParsite (har-har-har seewhatididthere?!!!) I'd like to point out, in my own defense, that I'm questioning my excitement. I didn't love the first one. It was fine. Fun for an hour or so, but ultimately forgettable. There's a lot of BWOOMPing in this new trailor, which usually turns me off (and is waaaay overused). And it looks more recycled and shopworn than any other Superhero sequel I can think of. So why? Why did I get that little flutter watching the trailer? What's the manipulation? Is it just Spader's VO?
I genuinely want to know why I got that excited feeling in my gut. I didn't see the first one in theaters and I sincerely doubt I'll see this one in theaters either. Now that you've got it figured out, can you explain it to me? What is the movie? Why am I excited for a movie I probably won't see until a year or so after it's left theaters? Or are you just taking cheap shots because I like JJ Abrams' Star Trek films?
don't you understand that mcparadigm has no capacity to tolerate the human tendency toward emotion, contradiction, and evocation? you must quantify your cognition, or remain subject to his barbs.
I'm glad you're here, Alex. Hold me?
you and i are like quicksilver and scarlet witch--huddled in fear from the fury of the robot prowling in our midst
Shhhh.... quiet... he can... he can hear you!
what's scarier--a robot who wants to take over the world or a robot who displays exacting, clinical precision in its analysis of the meta-criticism of bruce springsteen albums?
Malloy wrote:making this place inhospitable to posting is really the only move left.
Alex wrote:what's scarier--a robot who wants to take over the world or a robot who displays exacting, clinical precision in its analysis of the meta-criticism of bruce springsteen albums?
Kaius, I hope you're paying attention. The Alex account is BRINGING it.
VinylGuy wrote:Are they going with that idea that Ultron is Jarvis( is that his name?) ??
Sub question: If Ultron is Jarvis, then why does his voice change from Paul Bettany to James Spader?
From what I remember, Ultron is actually D.U.M.E, that r-tard bot that Stark always made fun of. It's re-tooled into the Ultron program and wants to prove itself to Stark, and evolves beyond what it started out to be. Hence why we get another voice actor.
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