Red Mosquito

McParadigm wrote:

Stickman wrote:Hulkbuster armor

Did he just put an Iron Man helmet on top of an Iron Man helmet? Like, in a real movie? Made for real people? Not a Nickolodeon cartoon, or an Adult Swim satire?

What kind of peo-

durdencommatyler wrote:Why am I so excited for this?

Oh.

Oh, I see.

Thanks for clearing up for me exactly what this movie is.

Aside from being monumentally offended, which I didn't think possible from the McParsite (har-har-har seewhatididthere?!!!) I'd like to point out, in my own defense, that I'm questioning my excitement. I didn't love the first one. It was fine. Fun for an hour or so, but ultimately forgettable. There's a lot of BWOOMPing in this new trailor, which usually turns me off (and is waaaay overused). And it looks more recycled and shopworn than any other Superhero sequel I can think of. So why? Why did I get that little flutter watching the trailer? What's the manipulation? Is it just Spader's VO?

I genuinely want to know why I got that excited feeling in my gut. I didn't see the first one in theaters and I sincerely doubt I'll see this one in theaters either. Now that you've got it figured out, can you explain it to me? What is the movie? Why am I excited for a movie I probably won't see until a year or so after it's left theaters? Or are you just taking cheap shots because I like JJ Abrams' Star Trek films?

Are they going with that idea that Ultron is Jarvis( is that his name?) ??

Maybe they use the Hulkbuster because Hulk might be crazy? Planet Hulk coming?

durdencommatyler wrote:

McParadigm wrote:

Stickman wrote:Hulkbuster armor

Did he just put an Iron Man helmet on top of an Iron Man helmet? Like, in a real movie? Made for real people? Not a Nickolodeon cartoon, or an Adult Swim satire?

What kind of peo-

durdencommatyler wrote:Why am I so excited for this?

Oh.

Oh, I see.

Thanks for clearing up for me exactly what this movie is.

Aside from being monumentally offended, which I didn't think possible from the McParsite (har-har-har seewhatididthere?!!!) I'd like to point out, in my own defense, that I'm questioning my excitement. I didn't love the first one. It was fine. Fun for an hour or so, but ultimately forgettable. There's a lot of BWOOMPing in this new trailor, which usually turns me off (and is waaaay overused). And it looks more recycled and shopworn than any other Superhero sequel I can think of. So why? Why did I get that little flutter watching the trailer? What's the manipulation? Is it just Spader's VO?

I genuinely want to know why I got that excited feeling in my gut. I didn't see the first one in theaters and I sincerely doubt I'll see this one in theaters either. Now that you've got it figured out, can you explain it to me? What is the movie? Why am I excited for a movie I probably won't see until a year or so after it's left theaters? Or are you just taking cheap shots because I like JJ Abrams' Star Trek films?

don't you understand that mcparadigm has no capacity to tolerate the human tendency toward emotion, contradiction, and evocation? you must quantify your cognition, or remain subject to his barbs.

VinylGuy wrote:Are they going with that idea that Ultron is Jarvis( is that his name?) ??

Maybe they use the Hulkbuster because Hulk might be crazy? Planet Hulk coming?

yes, paul bettany is ultron and james spader is the vision

VinylGuy wrote:Are they going with that idea that Ultron is Jarvis( is that his name?) ??

Sub question: If Ultron is Jarvis, then why does his voice change from Paul Bettany to James Spader?

Alex wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

McParadigm wrote:

Stickman wrote:Hulkbuster armor

Did he just put an Iron Man helmet on top of an Iron Man helmet? Like, in a real movie? Made for real people? Not a Nickolodeon cartoon, or an Adult Swim satire?

What kind of peo-

durdencommatyler wrote:Why am I so excited for this?

Oh.

Oh, I see.

Thanks for clearing up for me exactly what this movie is.

Aside from being monumentally offended, which I didn't think possible from the McParsite (har-har-har seewhatididthere?!!!) I'd like to point out, in my own defense, that I'm questioning my excitement. I didn't love the first one. It was fine. Fun for an hour or so, but ultimately forgettable. There's a lot of BWOOMPing in this new trailor, which usually turns me off (and is waaaay overused). And it looks more recycled and shopworn than any other Superhero sequel I can think of. So why? Why did I get that little flutter watching the trailer? What's the manipulation? Is it just Spader's VO?

I genuinely want to know why I got that excited feeling in my gut. I didn't see the first one in theaters and I sincerely doubt I'll see this one in theaters either. Now that you've got it figured out, can you explain it to me? What is the movie? Why am I excited for a movie I probably won't see until a year or so after it's left theaters? Or are you just taking cheap shots because I like JJ Abrams' Star Trek films?

don't you understand that mcparadigm has no capacity to tolerate the human tendency toward emotion, contradiction, and evocation? you must quantify your cognition, or remain subject to his barbs.

I'm glad you're here, Alex. Hold me?

lowlight79 wrote:

stip wrote:why is hulk fighting iron man?

I don't believe it's actually Iron Man, but Ultron controlling an Iron Man suit in the Hulk Buster

I'm amused that Tony Stark makes Iron Man suits for his Iron Man suits.

durdencommatyler wrote:Aside from being monumentally offended

Good. Good.

We have much to discuss.

B wrote:

lowlight79 wrote:

stip wrote:why is hulk fighting iron man?

I don't believe it's actually Iron Man, but Ultron controlling an Iron Man suit in the Hulk Buster

I'm amused that Tony Stark makes Iron Man suits for his Iron Man suits.

Tony Stark is just a metaphor for Apple.

durdencommatyler wrote:

Alex wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

McParadigm wrote:

Stickman wrote:Hulkbuster armor

Did he just put an Iron Man helmet on top of an Iron Man helmet? Like, in a real movie? Made for real people? Not a Nickolodeon cartoon, or an Adult Swim satire?

What kind of peo-

durdencommatyler wrote:Why am I so excited for this?

Oh.

Oh, I see.

Thanks for clearing up for me exactly what this movie is.

Aside from being monumentally offended, which I didn't think possible from the McParsite (har-har-har seewhatididthere?!!!) I'd like to point out, in my own defense, that I'm questioning my excitement. I didn't love the first one. It was fine. Fun for an hour or so, but ultimately forgettable. There's a lot of BWOOMPing in this new trailor, which usually turns me off (and is waaaay overused). And it looks more recycled and shopworn than any other Superhero sequel I can think of. So why? Why did I get that little flutter watching the trailer? What's the manipulation? Is it just Spader's VO?

I genuinely want to know why I got that excited feeling in my gut. I didn't see the first one in theaters and I sincerely doubt I'll see this one in theaters either. Now that you've got it figured out, can you explain it to me? What is the movie? Why am I excited for a movie I probably won't see until a year or so after it's left theaters? Or are you just taking cheap shots because I like JJ Abrams' Star Trek films?

don't you understand that mcparadigm has no capacity to tolerate the human tendency toward emotion, contradiction, and evocation? you must quantify your cognition, or remain subject to his barbs.

I'm glad you're here, Alex. Hold me?

you and i are like quicksilver and scarlet witch--huddled in fear from the fury of the robot prowling in our midst

Alex wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Alex wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

McParadigm wrote:

Stickman wrote:Hulkbuster armor

Did he just put an Iron Man helmet on top of an Iron Man helmet? Like, in a real movie? Made for real people? Not a Nickolodeon cartoon, or an Adult Swim satire?

What kind of peo-

durdencommatyler wrote:Why am I so excited for this?

Oh.

Oh, I see.

Thanks for clearing up for me exactly what this movie is.

Aside from being monumentally offended, which I didn't think possible from the McParsite (har-har-har seewhatididthere?!!!) I'd like to point out, in my own defense, that I'm questioning my excitement. I didn't love the first one. It was fine. Fun for an hour or so, but ultimately forgettable. There's a lot of BWOOMPing in this new trailor, which usually turns me off (and is waaaay overused). And it looks more recycled and shopworn than any other Superhero sequel I can think of. So why? Why did I get that little flutter watching the trailer? What's the manipulation? Is it just Spader's VO?

I genuinely want to know why I got that excited feeling in my gut. I didn't see the first one in theaters and I sincerely doubt I'll see this one in theaters either. Now that you've got it figured out, can you explain it to me? What is the movie? Why am I excited for a movie I probably won't see until a year or so after it's left theaters? Or are you just taking cheap shots because I like JJ Abrams' Star Trek films?

don't you understand that mcparadigm has no capacity to tolerate the human tendency toward emotion, contradiction, and evocation? you must quantify your cognition, or remain subject to his barbs.

I'm glad you're here, Alex. Hold me?

you and i are like quicksilver and scarlet witch--huddled in fear from the fury of the robot prowling in our midst

Shhhh.... quiet... he can... he can hear you!

durdencommatyler wrote:

Alex wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

Alex wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:

McParadigm wrote:

Stickman wrote:Hulkbuster armor

Did he just put an Iron Man helmet on top of an Iron Man helmet? Like, in a real movie? Made for real people? Not a Nickolodeon cartoon, or an Adult Swim satire?

What kind of peo-

durdencommatyler wrote:Why am I so excited for this?

Oh.

Oh, I see.

Thanks for clearing up for me exactly what this movie is.

Aside from being monumentally offended, which I didn't think possible from the McParsite (har-har-har seewhatididthere?!!!) I'd like to point out, in my own defense, that I'm questioning my excitement. I didn't love the first one. It was fine. Fun for an hour or so, but ultimately forgettable. There's a lot of BWOOMPing in this new trailor, which usually turns me off (and is waaaay overused). And it looks more recycled and shopworn than any other Superhero sequel I can think of. So why? Why did I get that little flutter watching the trailer? What's the manipulation? Is it just Spader's VO?

I genuinely want to know why I got that excited feeling in my gut. I didn't see the first one in theaters and I sincerely doubt I'll see this one in theaters either. Now that you've got it figured out, can you explain it to me? What is the movie? Why am I excited for a movie I probably won't see until a year or so after it's left theaters? Or are you just taking cheap shots because I like JJ Abrams' Star Trek films?

don't you understand that mcparadigm has no capacity to tolerate the human tendency toward emotion, contradiction, and evocation? you must quantify your cognition, or remain subject to his barbs.

I'm glad you're here, Alex. Hold me?

you and i are like quicksilver and scarlet witch--huddled in fear from the fury of the robot prowling in our midst

Shhhh.... quiet... he can... he can hear you!

what's scarier--a robot who wants to take over the world or a robot who displays exacting, clinical precision in its analysis of the meta-criticism of bruce springsteen albums?

Alex wrote:what's scarier--a robot who wants to take over the world or a robot who displays exacting, clinical precision in its analysis of the meta-criticism of bruce springsteen albums?

Kaius, I hope you're paying attention. The Alex account is BRINGING it.

Alex wrote:or a robot who displays exacting, clinical precision in its analysis of the meta-criticism of bruce springsteen albums?

The Iron Man suit on top of another Iron Man suit is kinda funny. I hope there's an even littler one inside, like one of those Russian dolls.

Wait, i forgot The Vision is going to be here too.

Great.

VinylGuy wrote:Wait, i forgot The Vision is going to be here too.

Great.

james spader is going to forever be linked to his voice work as the vision

Alex wrote:

VinylGuy wrote:Wait, i forgot The Vision is going to be here too.

Great.

james spader is going to forever be linked to his voice work as the vision

Just how many robots is James Spader voicing anyhow?

Joey you don't have to defend yourself to McP. That was not cool of him

durdencommatyler wrote:

VinylGuy wrote:Are they going with that idea that Ultron is Jarvis( is that his name?) ??

Sub question: If Ultron is Jarvis, then why does his voice change from Paul Bettany to James Spader?

From what I remember, Ultron is actually D.U.M.E, that r-tard bot that Stark always made fun of. It's re-tooled into the Ultron program and wants to prove itself to Stark, and evolves beyond what it started out to be. Hence why we get another voice actor.