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Is there a Baywatch spinoff where the David Hasselhoff character becomes a night detective? or is that just some horrible fever dream I'm remembering?

theplatypus wrote:Is there a Baywatch spinoff where the David Hasselhoff character becomes a night detective? or is that just some horrible fever dream I'm remembering?

Baywatch Nights. I think it lasted a week.

BurtReynolds wrote:I honestly can't remember any plot details of Baywatch. I'm sure someone was drowning or something.

I always felt sorry for the one flat chested woman.

Yeah the only reason I know some plots is because I just watched a bunch for the first time in like 15 years last weekend. I like the cast that came on with Pam and Kelly Slater who is the worst actor ever its awesome. The cast before that and those episodes aren't as much fun.

BurtReynolds wrote:I love that hasselhoff is referred to as "veteran lifeguard". Is that like being a veteran dish washer or a veteran fry cook?

Yeah but Baywatch lifeguards have incredible responsibilities....they are basically the police and the Coast Guard. Mitch had to set up security for a Governors speech and prevented a bombing.

This is by far and without a doubt the best thread on RM.

I like this show and I like Baywatch Nights after it decided to become an X-Files/Kolchak imitator.

BurtReynolds wrote:

theplatypus wrote:Is there a Baywatch spinoff where the David Hasselhoff character becomes a night detective? or is that just some horrible fever dream I'm remembering?

Baywatch Nights. I think it lasted a week.

Knight Rider

never forget

I lost count of the amount of times I whacked off watching this show as a teenager.

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:I lost count of the amount of times I whacked off watching this show as a teenager.

Wee Lil Cadet Whackoff

the theme song is stuck in my f*cking head now

Always liked how Hoff cast his love interests

is this a self aware comedy? or what? Because the original took everything serious.

Not really sure but I think in the case of that pic Efron had a legit fall while trying to look cool in slow motion.