Movie: The Shallows

[epilogue]

My wife think Blake Lively is the most attractive woman on the planet.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Was this the reaction you expected going in, Ruddo? Are we... are we supposed to laugh at the end?

I mean, I expected it to be bad in an entertaining way. Was a good way to kill 90 minutes, but man that ending lol.

[LoathedVermin72]

Hahahahahaha holy shit this fucking movie

[E.H. Ruddock]

[E.H. Ruddock]

Like, you can't even hate it, right?

[LoathedVermin72]

It's seriously one of the dumbest things I've ever seen

[LoathedVermin72]

It is just confounding that this movie has been well-received critically. Just when I thought I couldn't have any less respect for critics. Jesus Christ.

[E.H. Ruddock]

How about that ending? And the seagull?

[LoathedVermin72]

How about that ending? And the seagull?

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The whole theater laughed when that fucking shark launched itself right into the ocean floor. Hilarious. And oh man, that seagull. They should have just gone all the way and had it and Blake embrace each other at the end.

[@SkitchP]

How about that ending? And the seagull?

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The whole theater laughed when that fucking shark launched itself right into the ocean floor. Hilarious. And oh man, that seagull. They should have just gone all the way and had it and Blake embrace each other at the end.

[LoathedVermin72]

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This movie continues to baffle me. How did no one during the development and production stop and be like, "Hey, maybe it might come off as a bit offensive to have a fat, drunk, barely awake Mexican man rob her?"

[E.H. Ruddock]

Also, they never said the name of the beach, which pissed me off.

[epilogue]

Also, they never said the name of the beach, which pissed me off.

Wait, what? Why... Wendy does that piss you off?

[LoathedVermin72]

Have you seen The Reef, Ruddo? It's like this movie, but actually good.

[gardenparty]

This was a fun 90 minutes. Maybe "a bit" far fetched at times.

enjoyable survival movie though. Plus, Blake Lively

[bada]

They are advertising the hell out of this during Shark Week. I kinda want to see it.

[LoathedVermin72]

This movie is so, so, so bad, guys.

[epilogue]

History would tell me that given your reaction, Verminator, that I would actually quite enjoy this film.

[LoathedVermin72]

If you like unintentional absurdist stupidity and smack-you-in-the-face obvious emotional subtext, maybe.

[LoathedVermin72]

Also watching really really boring and uninteresting FaceTime conversations and video messages