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Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Sun June 26, 2016 5:41 pm
by epilogue
My wife think Blake Lively is the most attractive woman on the planet.
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Sun June 26, 2016 6:02 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
durdencommatyler wrote:Was this the reaction you expected going in, Ruddo? Are we... are we supposed to laugh at the end?
I mean, I expected it to be bad in an entertaining way. Was a good way to kill 90 minutes, but man that ending lol.
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Sun June 26, 2016 8:15 pm
by LoathedVermin72
Hahahahahaha holy shit this fucking movie
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Sun June 26, 2016 8:24 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Sun June 26, 2016 8:25 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Like, you can't even hate it, right?
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Sun June 26, 2016 8:33 pm
by LoathedVermin72
It's seriously one of the dumbest things I've ever seen
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Sun June 26, 2016 8:35 pm
by LoathedVermin72
It is just confounding that this movie has been well-received critically. Just when I thought I couldn't have any less respect for critics. Jesus Christ.
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Sun June 26, 2016 8:38 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
How about that ending? And the seagull?
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Sun June 26, 2016 8:47 pm
by LoathedVermin72
E.H. Ruddock wrote:How about that ending? And the seagull?
- Spoiler: show
- The whole theater laughed when that fucking shark launched itself right into the ocean floor. Hilarious. And oh man, that seagull. They should have just gone all the way and had it and Blake embrace each other at the end.
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Sun June 26, 2016 8:54 pm
by @SkitchP
LoathedVermin72 wrote:E.H. Ruddock wrote:How about that ending? And the seagull?
- Spoiler: show
- The whole theater laughed when that fucking shark launched itself right into the ocean floor. Hilarious. And oh man, that seagull. They should have just gone all the way and had it and Blake embrace each other at the end.
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Mon June 27, 2016 3:13 am
by LoathedVermin72
- Spoiler: show
- This movie continues to baffle me. How did no one during the development and production stop and be like, "Hey, maybe it might come off as a bit offensive to have a fat, drunk, barely awake Mexican man rob her?"
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Mon June 27, 2016 3:50 am
by E.H. Ruddock
Also, they never said the name of the beach, which pissed me off.
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Mon June 27, 2016 3:54 am
by epilogue
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Also, they never said the name of the beach, which pissed me off.
Wait, what? Why... Wendy does that piss you off?
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Mon June 27, 2016 4:05 am
by LoathedVermin72
Have you seen The Reef, Ruddo? It's like this movie, but actually good.
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Tue June 28, 2016 5:22 pm
by gardenparty
This was a fun 90 minutes. Maybe "a bit" far fetched at times.
enjoyable survival movie though. Plus, Blake Lively
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Tue June 28, 2016 6:28 pm
by bada
They are advertising the hell out of this during Shark Week. I kinda want to see it.
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Tue June 28, 2016 7:06 pm
by LoathedVermin72
This movie is so, so, so bad, guys.
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Tue June 28, 2016 7:07 pm
by epilogue
History would tell me that given your reaction, Verminator, that I would actually quite enjoy this film.
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Tue June 28, 2016 7:09 pm
by LoathedVermin72
If you like unintentional absurdist stupidity and smack-you-in-the-face obvious emotional subtext, maybe.
Re: Movie: The Shallows
Posted: Tue June 28, 2016 7:10 pm
by LoathedVermin72
Also watching really really boring and uninteresting FaceTime conversations and video messages
