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Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 10:05 pm
by epilogue
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I fucking hate 5/4 and all the b-holes that barely know what star wars is walking around going "May the fourth be with you, GET IT!!!??".
It's like St. Patrick's Day for nerds.
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 10:07 pm
by Simple Torture
You guys have some weird plans for Cinco de Quatro.
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 10:10 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Simple Torture wrote:You guys have some weird plans for Cinco de Quatro.
haha, seriously. back to back holidays for douchebags and drunk office people at happy hour
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 9:19 am
by Rangi Guy
Might go to the hospital - watch my wife give birth.
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 10:42 am
by dimejinky99
Rangi Guy wrote:Might go to the hospital - watch my wife give birth.
Seriously?! Thats brilliant!!
Naturally You'll be calling the baby Luke if it's a boy and Leia if it's a girl, right? I mean you have to if it arrives may 4th.
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 12:33 pm
by Monkey_Driven
Rangi Guy wrote:Might go to the hospital - watch my wife give birth.
Ha, ditto.
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 1:31 pm
by stip
different women though, right?
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:08 pm
by dimejinky99
I can't believe you went there.
And you with kids of your own.
I'm disappointed.
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:32 pm
by Rangi Guy
dimejinky99 wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:Might go to the hospital - watch my wife give birth.
Seriously?! Thats brilliant!!
Naturally You'll be calling the baby Luke if it's a boy and Leia if it's a girl, right? I mean you have to if it arrives may 4th.
Well it's just shy of 2:30 am and we have broken waters. Either that or Mrs Rangi pissed herself
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:37 pm
by dimejinky99
Rangi Guy wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:Might go to the hospital - watch my wife give birth.
Seriously?! Thats brilliant!!
Naturally You'll be calling the baby Luke if it's a boy and Leia if it's a girl, right? I mean you have to if it arrives may 4th.
Well it's just shy of 2:30 am and we have broken waters. Either that or Mrs Rangi pissed herself
Stay on target!!
That's brilliant news Dave
delighted for yis:)
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 3:00 pm
by Rangi Guy
dimejinky99 wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:Might go to the hospital - watch my wife give birth.
Seriously?! Thats brilliant!!
Naturally You'll be calling the baby Luke if it's a boy and Leia if it's a girl, right? I mean you have to if it arrives may 4th.
Well it's just shy of 2:30 am and we have broken waters. Either that or Mrs Rangi pissed herself
Stay on target!!
That's brilliant news Dave
delighted for yis:)
Kinda funny - Mrs Rangi kept telling me that water's never break and wouldn't happen to her.
Stoked that this girl decided to arrive on her due date
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 3:12 pm
by Monkey_Driven
Rangi Guy wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:Might go to the hospital - watch my wife give birth.
Seriously?! Thats brilliant!!
Naturally You'll be calling the baby Luke if it's a boy and Leia if it's a girl, right? I mean you have to if it arrives may 4th.
Well it's just shy of 2:30 am and we have broken waters. Either that or Mrs Rangi pissed herself
Good luck!
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 3:20 pm
by Rangi Guy
Monkey_Driven wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:Might go to the hospital - watch my wife give birth.
Seriously?! Thats brilliant!!
Naturally You'll be calling the baby Luke if it's a boy and Leia if it's a girl, right? I mean you have to if it arrives may 4th.
Well it's just shy of 2:30 am and we have broken waters. Either that or Mrs Rangi pissed herself
Good luck!
Cheers man!
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 3:38 pm
by Monkey_Driven
Rangi Guy wrote:Monkey_Driven wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:Might go to the hospital - watch my wife give birth.
Seriously?! Thats brilliant!!
Naturally You'll be calling the baby Luke if it's a boy and Leia if it's a girl, right? I mean you have to if it arrives may 4th.
Well it's just shy of 2:30 am and we have broken waters. Either that or Mrs Rangi pissed herself
Good luck!
Cheers man!
Apparently you can tell the difference between the water breaking and pee by smelling/tasting it. A sweet almond taste will accompany the water breaking. I'm not making this shit up, people taste it.
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 5:51 pm
by dimejinky99
Media Outlets Expected to Release New Star Wars Material on May the Fourth!
https://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2017/05 ... ourth.html
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 6:09 pm
by bune
Monkey_Driven wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:Monkey_Driven wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:dimejinky99 wrote:Rangi Guy wrote:Might go to the hospital - watch my wife give birth.
Seriously?! Thats brilliant!!
Naturally You'll be calling the baby Luke if it's a boy and Leia if it's a girl, right? I mean you have to if it arrives may 4th.
Well it's just shy of 2:30 am and we have broken waters. Either that or Mrs Rangi pissed herself
Good luck!
Cheers man!
Apparently you can tell the difference between the water breaking and pee by smelling/tasting it. A sweet almond taste will accompany the water breaking. I'm not making this shit up, people taste it.
People eat placenta pizza, doesn't mean I'm going to be trying any of it anytime soon.
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 6:12 pm
by dimejinky99
If you haven't had a breast milk mocha latte you haven't lived.
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 6:38 pm
by Monkey_Driven
dimejinky99 wrote:If you haven't had a vegan's breast milk mocha latte you haven't lived.
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 6:47 pm
by dimejinky99
Vegan??
I thought RM was a hipster/vegan free environment.
I'm disappointed
(Are vegans even allowed milk? I usually run away from them at speed before they start the lecture so I've never found that out)
Re: May the fourth be with you
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 7:05 pm
by dimejinky99
Well it's true.
'How do you know someone is vegan? Don't worry. They'll tell you.'