Red Mosquito

durdencommatyler wrote:I'm dead serious.

He's the absolutely worst part of The Clone Wars but maybe all of Star Wars.

I haven't heard about the book about him stealing the Falcon. That sounds awful. And fuck him. And who care because he obviously doesn't end up with the ship so it's a fucking waste of my time. I hope he's not alive. I hope he's fucking dead with a giant metal dildo in his ass. And no, I've never once wondered about him. Because he's the worst.

What?

I don't know that. But if he is, I'm sure he'll be terrible in it.

I've never seen Hondo in TCW or books, but his animatronic has amazing movement.

blueviper wrote:

durdencommatyler wrote:I'm dead serious.

He's the absolutely worst part of The Clone Wars but maybe all of Star Wars.

I haven't heard about the book about him stealing the Falcon. That sounds awful. And fuck him. And who care because he obviously doesn't end up with the ship so it's a fucking waste of my time. I hope he's not alive. I hope he's fucking dead with a giant metal dildo in his ass. And no, I've never once wondered about him. Because he's the worst.

What?

I don't know that. But if he is, I'm sure he'll be terrible in it.

I've never seen Hondo in TCW or books, but his animatronic has amazing movement.

He's a liar, a thief, a backstabber, and a giant dickbag. And he's nowhere near as funny as he thinks he is.

Can you fuck in the Millennium Falcoln?

Why not?

Good point.

I am indifferent toward Hondo Onaka.

The only universal truth in all of the modern day Star Wars discourse is that there isn't enough blind hatred toward that spectacular turd of a character.

The Last Jedi divide would never have happened without Hondo. Everyone would still adore Star Wars and no childhoods would have suffered. Hondo is a hate crime.

durdencommatyler wrote:I'm dead serious.

He's the absolutely worst part of The Clone Wars but maybe all of Star Wars.

I haven't heard about the book about him stealing the Falcon. That sounds awful. And fuck him. And who care because he obviously doesn't end up with the ship so it's a fucking waste of my time. I hope he's not alive. I hope he's fucking dead with a giant metal dildo in his ass. And no, I've never once wondered about him. Because he's the worst.

What?

I don't know that. But if he is, I'm sure he'll be terrible in it.

Wow.

Ok.

You outdid me here durds.
Well played.

I just really fucking hate that guy.

Wtf? Hondo is fine, Joey

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Wtf? Hondo is fine, Joey

Christ, I swear to god

Here’s the book. If you get the audiobook they got the actor who voices him to narrate the whole thing
That’s effin awesome

I wanna hear this now

Hello, my friends! It is I, Hondo Ohnaka, greatest pirate in the galaxy, hero of the Rebellion, and if you believe that Obi-Wan Kenobi guy, a villain, too. But what did he know?

I am here to tell you stories of that most amazing ship, the Millennium Falcon, including my very first time on board and a few occasions when I actually flew the Falcon myself! And I did a great job of it, too. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

Oh, there might be a familiar Wookiee in the stories. And that Han Solo guy. He had a way of popping up. And some other people you may know. And some you may not.

So hang on tight, because this adventure is traveling at lightspeed and it's going to be a wild ride!

bune wrote:You know, it must suck to be Disney: They have to keep raising prices because so many people want to come visit.

Maybe - and this is just a wild idea - maybe they should move to a less-populated area like Big Dakota and make the park as sprawling as possible so they can have more people in there. Or Wyoming, you know? I heard they're so unpopulated that there's an elementary school with just one student.

Man, I wish my time working for the mouse had coincided with this. All I got that was new was a lame 7 Dwarves family coaster.

Spike.

Im planning on going next year. And yes, i will cry.

VinylGuy wrote:Im planning on going next year. And yes, i will cry.

I’ve no desire to go at all.
It’d be amazing if you had the whole place to yourself just to wander around.
But it’ll packed everyday forever full of morons like me and their kids
Not bothered.