Chains: Fast food, fast-casual, etc

[tragabigzanda]

After nearly 14 years of hearing my wife proclaim the greatness of Cookout, I finally tried it this weekend in VA.

Obliterated every other fast food meal I’ve ever had in terms of immediate wretch factor. Took one bite of pulled pork (like bloody wood pulp in tasteless BBQ sauce) and one sip of a “real banana” milkshake (like melted banana jolly ranchers) and threw the rest of it out.

[bodysnatcher]

Lol never heard of this. Would have loved to be a fly on the wall during this experience

[tragabigzanda]

from the ashes of tonkotsu

[spike]

Two hours of uncomfortable silence on the drive from Charlottesville to DC.

do you suddenly feel like you don’t know her at all?

[knee tunes]

After nearly 14 years of hearing my wife proclaim the greatness of Cookout, I finally tried it this weekend in VA.

Obliterated every other fast food meal I’ve ever had in terms of immediate wretch factor. Took one bite of pulled pork (like bloody wood pulp in tasteless BBQ sauce) and one sip of a “real banana” milkshake (like melted banana jolly ranchers) and threw the rest of it out.

Theres no such thing
as banana jolly ranchers

[dad]

when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

[spike]

when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

banana cream pie you rube

[dad]

when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

banana cream pie you rube

see banana pudding, ya muppet.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Cookout isn’t that great

[wease]

when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

banana cream pie you rube

see banana pudding, ya muppet.

Banana popsicles.

[Chris_H_2]

when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

you strike me as a Banana Republic kind of dad

[dad]

when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

you strike me as a Banana Republic kind of dad

how dare you.

i might have been a BR twenty-something. can't do it anymore.

[dad]

i will wear some h&m though.

[tragabigzanda]

from the ashes of tonkotsu

[Chris_H_2]

when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

you strike me as a Banana Republic kind of dad

how dare you.

i might have been a BR twenty-something. can't do it anymore.

I’m sorry. I ask for your forgiveness.

[dad]

when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

you strike me as a Banana Republic kind of dad

how dare you.

i might have been a BR twenty-something. can't do it anymore.

I’m sorry. I ask for your forgiveness.

I'll think about it.

[Bammer]

What kind of sick fuck orders a banana milkshake

[wease]

After nearly 14 years of hearing my wife proclaim the greatness of Cookout, I finally tried it this weekend in VA.

Obliterated every other fast food meal I’ve ever had in terms of immediate wretch factor. Took one bite of pulled pork (like bloody wood pulp in tasteless BBQ sauce) and one sip of a “real banana” milkshake (like melted banana jolly ranchers) and threw the rest of it out.

Theres no such thing
as banana jolly ranchers

Yeah I meant to type banana runts

Those are gross

[dad]

After nearly 14 years of hearing my wife proclaim the greatness of Cookout, I finally tried it this weekend in VA.

Obliterated every other fast food meal I’ve ever had in terms of immediate wretch factor. Took one bite of pulled pork (like bloody wood pulp in tasteless BBQ sauce) and one sip of a “real banana” milkshake (like melted banana jolly ranchers) and threw the rest of it out.

Theres no such thing
as banana jolly ranchers

Yeah I meant to type banana runts

Those are gross

correct

[spike]

fake banana flavoring really is upsetting when you come across it. there's just no way to know beforehand.