Red Mosquito

After nearly 14 years of hearing my wife proclaim the greatness of Cookout, I finally tried it this weekend in VA.

Obliterated every other fast food meal I’ve ever had in terms of immediate wretch factor. Took one bite of pulled pork (like bloody wood pulp in tasteless BBQ sauce) and one sip of a “real banana” milkshake (like melted banana jolly ranchers) and threw the rest of it out.

Lol never heard of this. Would have loved to be a fly on the wall during this experience

tragabigzanda wrote:Two hours of uncomfortable silence on the drive from Charlottesville to DC.

do you suddenly feel like you don’t know her at all?

tragabigzanda wrote:After nearly 14 years of hearing my wife proclaim the greatness of Cookout, I finally tried it this weekend in VA.

Obliterated every other fast food meal I’ve ever had in terms of immediate wretch factor. Took one bite of pulled pork (like bloody wood pulp in tasteless BBQ sauce) and one sip of a “real banana” milkshake (like melted banana jolly ranchers) and threw the rest of it out.

Theres no such thing
as banana jolly ranchers

when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

dad wrote:when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

banana cream pie you rube

spike wrote:

dad wrote:when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

banana cream pie you rube

see banana pudding, ya muppet.

Cookout isn’t that great

dad wrote:

spike wrote:

dad wrote:when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

banana cream pie you rube

see banana pudding, ya muppet.

Banana popsicles.

dad wrote:when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

you strike me as a Banana Republic kind of dad

Chris_H_2 wrote:

dad wrote:when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

you strike me as a Banana Republic kind of dad

how dare you.

i might have been a BR twenty-something. can't do it anymore.

i will wear some h&m though.

dad wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

dad wrote:when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

you strike me as a Banana Republic kind of dad

how dare you.

i might have been a BR twenty-something. can't do it anymore.

I’m sorry. I ask for your forgiveness.

Chris_H_2 wrote:

dad wrote:

Chris_H_2 wrote:

dad wrote:when it comes to bananas i trust:

the fruit itself
Banana bread
Banana pudding

Everything else banana-flavored is trash.

you strike me as a Banana Republic kind of dad

how dare you.

i might have been a BR twenty-something. can't do it anymore.

I’m sorry. I ask for your forgiveness.

I'll think about it.

What kind of sick fuck orders a banana milkshake

tragabigzanda wrote:

knee tunes wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:After nearly 14 years of hearing my wife proclaim the greatness of Cookout, I finally tried it this weekend in VA.

Obliterated every other fast food meal I’ve ever had in terms of immediate wretch factor. Took one bite of pulled pork (like bloody wood pulp in tasteless BBQ sauce) and one sip of a “real banana” milkshake (like melted banana jolly ranchers) and threw the rest of it out.

Theres no such thing
as banana jolly ranchers

Yeah I meant to type banana runts

Those are gross

wease wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:

knee tunes wrote:

tragabigzanda wrote:After nearly 14 years of hearing my wife proclaim the greatness of Cookout, I finally tried it this weekend in VA.

Obliterated every other fast food meal I’ve ever had in terms of immediate wretch factor. Took one bite of pulled pork (like bloody wood pulp in tasteless BBQ sauce) and one sip of a “real banana” milkshake (like melted banana jolly ranchers) and threw the rest of it out.

Theres no such thing
as banana jolly ranchers

Yeah I meant to type banana runts

Those are gross

correct

fake banana flavoring really is upsetting when you come across it. there's just no way to know beforehand.