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Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 5:05 pm
by B
McParadigm wrote:The fight at the end of Sith was more retarded than Jar Jar ever was, because it was the climax of THREE FILMS and worked so stupidly hard to be epic...and yet never made anything other than the funniest or most unremarkable decision at every single point and counted on us being invested mostly because of the conclusion we already knew was coming.
At 7:40 in this video the platform their on falls into lava. Instead of working together to survive or AT LEAST leaving each other alone for a second, they keep fighting. Are you saying that's comically stupid?


Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 7:24 pm
by McParadigm
I'm not watching that.

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 7:29 pm
by McParadigm
What was Anakin thinking??? Couldn't he see that Obi Wan was on slightly elevated ground???

Shit, man. That's like willful suicide right there.

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 8:30 pm
by dimejinky99

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 1:18 am
by B
McParadigm wrote:What was Anakin thinking??? Couldn't he see that Obi Wan was on slightly elevated ground???

Shit, man. That's like willful suicide right there.
Did Obi Wan really take off 3 limbs with a single lightsaber swipe?

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 1:23 am
by McParadigm
B wrote:
McParadigm wrote:What was Anakin thinking??? Couldn't he see that Obi Wan was on slightly elevated ground???

Shit, man. That's like willful suicide right there.
Did Obi Wan really take off 3 limbs with a single lightsaber swipe?
Let's ask Mr. Owl.

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 1:28 am
by BurtReynolds
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Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 1:29 am
by McParadigm
He never learned the "swing a whole lot in attacker's general direction" maneuver.

Poor bastard.

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 1:33 am
by BurtReynolds
Maybe hanging on a ledge by your fingertips somehow negates the advantage.

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 1:36 am
by McParadigm
And again, it's like poetry. It's sort of....they rhyme.

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 1:37 am
by Strat
I would like to see a diagram of how OBi Wan was able to remove 3 limbs with one swipe.

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 1:39 am
by McParadigm
Strat wrote:I would like to see a diagram of how OBi Wan was able to remove 3 limbs with one swipe.
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Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 1:41 am
by Strat
Welp, shit. The prequel trilogy makes so much sense now. On every level.

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 1:46 am
by epilogue
I really hope in Episode VII Luke teaches his students, "Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 1:52 am
by Strat
I bet he teaches them yoga. :peace:

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 1:58 am
by epilogue
Strat wrote:I bet he teaches them yoga. :peace:
All I can say is...

Duh.

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 2:03 am
by Strat
durdencommatyler wrote:
Strat wrote:I bet he teaches them yoga. :peace:
All I can say is...

Duh.
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Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Mon May 19, 2014 2:04 am
by epilogue
:haha:

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Thu May 29, 2014 11:15 am
by dimejinky99
This is awesome..hope you guys can see it
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=584205625026316

Re: Star Wars Awesomeness

Posted: Fri May 30, 2014 2:05 pm
by ABNorman